Shark Tank

Howard Stern proves to be a steady ratings killer, first with tanking the ratings of NBC's show "America's Got Talent" and now killing the ratings for Jimmy Kimmel Live when Howard hogged the show on Friday, October 23. Swimming with the sharks Howard, fish food, that's what you have become and you should have retired quietly when all your syndication deals were drying up across the U.S. and saved whatever stupid legacy you had of a morning zoo shock jock with tons of failed TV shows instead of hopping onto the corporate cloud and hogging a satellite that keeps getting lost in space with the ready-made paid subscribers already on board paying for a service so you could hardly tank ratings that don't exist. Then we are stuck with the Stern script of bragging that he believes he scored a model when Beth is just an embarrassing failure at this point, having failed to launch as a model or actress and glomming onto the fake charity gimmick as a way to make a living off of public donations. Pitiful.

Howard could not compete with Back to the Future. Howard should stay on a satellite and forget about TV fame.

Jon and Tracey Stewart at the Farm
Sanctuary Gala in NY 10/24/15. No Beth Stern
in sight. She only saves farm animals for her
plate and her closets filled with
their skins stamped with designer logos.

So what is Beth doing? A big nothing but selfie promotion thinking shuttling a few cats in and out of her three posh properties and dumping them onto a bunch of foster homes and pigeons as documented on her foundation's Facebook site, Bianca's Furry Friends, and on Instagram with a bunch of loony paid followers who have no idea who she is, is considered animal activistism. 

Well, Jon Stewart and his wife have purchased an animal farm sanctuary in New Jersey to house some of the cows and pigs who have escaped being a slaughter industry byproduct and dyed a pretty color to adorn the arm of Mrs. Howard Stern. Beth thinks animal rescue means photographing them to near death then dumping them onto some pigeons who will take the animals forever and Beth is free and clear to move onto new photo props. Beth thinks a bunch of cat selfies amounts to animal rescue when Beth reportedly donates nothing to her foundation or to any charity but collects public donations to fund her selfie career to get her mug on television pushing her loser ghostwritten books onto the public. Big deal Beth, you set aside a few rooms in your properties housing cats for around 48 hours and then dump them onto other people who are stuck for life with your discarded cats. Big deal. 

Princess fat face sticks her swollen mug in selfies nonstop and calls it animal rescue as she paraded to some adoption event for the discarded cats she used for the taping of the Hallmark Channel's useless Kitten Bowl, at the charity that pays her a salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League on October 24. Why didn't Beth show up to support the Farm Sanctuary benefit? Hey, Beth eats farm animals, she ain't saving them for nothing, they make horrible photo props anyway, right Beth? Oh wait, they make awesome handbags!!!! Love the tiny black calf Bethie, too bad he didn't escape your clutches and being turned into a clutch.

Beth posted this photo of her bloated face wearing the same cakey makeup from
her appearance on Friday of the taping of the Kimmel show.

Beth has a big week planned of TV appearances to plug herself and that D List event the Hero Dog Awards for that shill charity fronting for the entertainment industry, the American Humane Association (AHA), where movies and television productions simply purchase a seal that says the AHA certifies no animals were harmed while they were carted off the back lot dead and dying. Beth will be a front for any D List faux charity since no real charities want anything to do with Beth or Howard Stern, who have publicly donated 0.0 to any animal welfare organization. Thanks, Beth, for your awesome sincere drone face for cameras at the Hero Dog Awards ceremony.


How fitting Beth's big week on television leads up to Halloween as we get a load of Miss Meltdown having serious conflicts going on inside that head since she believes she is famous when she is only famous on Sunset Boulevard.

At least someone did a Howard Stern Photography intervention since his "love sets" were disturbing. Howard's photos suck. He made Beth's agents Bloomfield & Mullett look like two zombies on Fire Island with a suicide pact. If these photos don't scare you for Halloween, nothing will.

Howard and Beth claim to not like Halloween...ha, ha, ha, I think they are pulling our spider legs.