Halloween is Coming

Are you ready? As Howard Stern is running and hiding from that aged debacle he married he has to deal with the fact he is facing another Halloween without a baby bundle from his piglet from Pittsburgh while everyone around him that he is jealous of have a bundle of joy to celebrate the holiday with and dress up in cute costumes, for example Jimmy Kimmel and Simon Cowell both have kids. We know, Beth thinks she's the child bride of Howard Stern, when she is a menopausal moron who thinks babies come from a test tube and womb donor since Dr. Frankenstein delivered her in an underground museum in Pittsburgh and he thought he killed it.

Simon's adorable little son was at an interview dad just filmed with his former girlfriend Terri Seymour...my my my, the little tyke looks normal, not like the science exhibit Howard married who had the world's biggest football head and pea eyes with the brain of a stewed potato. God knows what she would produce if Howard could produce anything but false hopes. As one of the producers of America's Got Talent, Simon said he selected himself to take over as judge on what? His show. Howard Stern doesn't get it, when the boss wants on his show he gets on his show. Ask Howard how much he had to pay to get that show moved to New York to accommodate the aged DJ and his spin when all he did was sink ratings. Howard's a good talker but ratings talk louder.

Yes, another photo by Howard
from Halloween last year, oh they are
so funny.

Oh, but aged Howard Stern is a rock star, don't forget and morphed into Rob Zombie with the aged wife who lies about her age, oh, allegedly allegedly, don't get your fuzzy little brains all scrambled over that one little nonsense word. What about last year? Howard can't live without his gay male friends and wined and dined Beth's agents Bloomfield & Mullett and pretended to just hate Halloween with Beth in those stupid cat's ears she got for free parading around some D List event for her charity that pays her a salary, the North Shore Animal League, a stupid charity that D Listers latch onto for some free publicity and to make their nonexistent public think they are likable.

Photo from RZ Facebook dated 1995. I know, SMZ
claims to be five years younger than Rob, there, that's
your joke for the day, but groupies will be
groupies and rock stars gotta have the perceived
young wife, one way or another.

We can't forget Howard Stern got Beth more paid publicity as she paraded into the Sirius studios to badger David Spade since he is doing the audio version of her second book about the cat with the plagiarized name Yoda, and then she appeared on The Today Show with Yoda Hoda and Kathie Lee Gifford who, sources say, her nickname is Miss Sociopath who everyone is scared of, including Howard Stern. Oh, he and Beth kiss her ass like there's no tomorrow if they want Beth to prance on that show, that is. We know they are kind of stuck with each other since The Today Show also airs its borefest on Sirius satellite.

Meanwhile Howard Stern can go cry in his shrimp and omelet breakfast with Ralphie in the Village because Jay Leno did a SiriusXM Town Hall in Burbank this month to promote what? HIS OWN SHOW on television called Jay Leno's Garage, yes, something Stern just can't get the hang of as he keeps getting his saggy ass kicked off the tube and is back on the lube once again with his paid life partner. 

What about Taylor Swift? Oh, she isn't fucking around with a bunch of dogs at any sham charity events or forcing dogs on a stage and parade them around like trophies like Beth O does, she actually brought some sunshine into a fan's life who is suffering from real cancer, not staged cancer like a certain radio shock jock's dirigible sidekick. Way to go Taylor, we love you.

6-year old fan Taylor Rayburn got to meet Taylor Swift backstage at her concert in Atlanta as a belated birthday surprise.

Guess which one was Beth Ostrosky going Trick Or Treating with the neighborhood kids in Pittsburgh where their parents dumped them for the night hoping goblins would kidnap them??? You get only one guess...

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