Confidential

As Howard Stern runs and hides from his sexuality holed up with his long time companion Ralphie the 50 year old boy, some power bottom stars were in New York on Monday for the special screening of a film about Tab Hunter who was famous primarily in the 1950's and was famously closeted per the rules of Hollywood back in the day. He has since been out of the closet for years now and has documented his life on film and features archived footage of Natalie Wood, Robert Wagner and a variety of stars including the famous George Takei, with the red carpet event held Monday night hosted by Turner Classic Movies (TCM) icon Robert Osborne. We all remember Robin Quivers was a guest programmer on TCM and Robert was forced to interview the barely known and boring radio sidekick of Howard Stern, at least to national audiences who could care less what a radio news reader thinks are interesting films. Robin suggested a bunch of boring movies that a bunch of other guest programmers had selected in the past and, well, the power of Robin's agent Buchwald is really dwindling to nothing nowadays.

Robin was a guest programmer on TCM in March and did not have the nerve to bring up her pseudo cancer battle with Robert Osborne and never mentioned that watching classic films on TCM helped her through recovery since she was home bound for many months since the whole story was made up anyway to explain her lap band blockage and subsequent explosion resulting in a facelift and permanent Shirley Temple wig attachment.

Howard's missing out, or is he at Sirius this week taping an interview with Tab for broadcast? Who knows, since he is also mandated to keep on that treadmill of making his Special Ed wife a star. Howard sure likes to sneak around and duck and hide and wait in limos watching the boys walk by. Can Howard control himself around Tab? Or, maybe Tony Perkins was more his type? Tab and Howard have something in common. Tab was an accomplished equestrian and Howard married a nag. 

A few photos from the event in New York on Monday, October 12:

Not so odd was the appearance of Gary Cooper's daughter since Gary did a film with Tab and to this day she remains a close friend of Tab Hunter. Gary was allegedly bisexual yet linked with every female star in Hollywood during the 1930's and 40's and supposedly had an affair with Mae West, who was allegedly thought to be a hermaphrodite.

Speaking of sexually vague celebs, Bethie superstar has hit the road and was back in Florida bothering an obscure suspect animal shelter to once again get her photo taken. We all remember back in 2013 Howard purchased a 52 million dollar home in Florida so Beth would be famous there. All he got for the dolt was the cover of some newspaper insert and not much else as she and Stern are the typical ignored pariahs where real money is involved and the old guard with generations of wealth want nothing to do with a shock jock and some obscure ugly fake model he married. 

Ever the scammers, Howard pretends to photograph Beth at their new Florida mansion yet all these stale photos of Beth for this magazine were taken at their Hamptons mansion.

Yes, Team Howard ferreted out an obscure animal shelter so Beth could slap a sign on the window and claim she and Howard are sponsoring a room for ONE cat under quarantine suffering from the cat version of HIV. Beth posted a photo of herself on Instagram [what a shock] looking a bit delirious and insanely happy that she got to glue a sign on a window setting Howard back about $2.99 with Princess Tax Write Off Selfie Charity Worker getting the little jaunt paid for as part of her big plan to become Florida famous by holding a cat and calling it charity work. 

Beth also announced on Instagram her annual Beth awards gala in New York that is coming up next month to benefit herself as in her own foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF). Beth honors herself each year as the useless spokesperson for the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). This time around Howard cornered Miss Piggy, Amy Schumer, to be a special guest since it's a part of her media and marketing campaign designed to make her likable to the common person. Wow, I see Howard got that big time 70 year old man Lisa that broke loose from the graveyard to host the event along with the off key has-been singing group Wilson Phillips to perform. We hope everyone has a fun time once again worshipping the prize football headed trophy wife of Howard Stern, amazingly, a trophy every male turned down until Howard bought her contract from Mrs. Cherry.

"One hundred and twelve dollars? I'll take it."

The NSAL benefit was invented by Mel Karmazin and Howard Stern when they pushed Beth onto the charity as their spokesperson, a completely useless job designed to be a gimmick to get Beth on the morning TV shows and prove she is a big star that no one has heard of. It has morphed and changed names through the years to try and hide the fact it is a completely useless event designed to honor Beth for being the useless spokesperson and to thank some donors and sponsors of NSAL which do not include Howard or Beth, nope, they have gone on record saying nothing about what they actually do for NSAL except pose for pictures and force them to publicize Beth's useless books and calendars. In about 2013 they set up Beth's personal foundation BFF to benefit NSAL and build an invisible kitten center, and they have been very successful at that capital project where the public donates real cash to the invisible building project.

Howard is a captured mouse that is stuck with making his unknown nobody ugly wife a star and he can't give it up since it's in writing, and Howard is terrified of anything in writing that can be taken into a courtroom where sometimes documents become public.

Beth is compiling a 10,000 page book all about herself and her famous unknown black roots with bleached hair extensions in Pittsburgh where she claimed she was a famous unknown model. We can't wait to eventually see all her little photos of herself but I bet she omits that old story that appeared in message groups online that she was a fat little kid getting rides home from strangers who supplied her with burgers while she supplied the lip service. Wonder why Beth has publicly stated that driving a car scares her? Well, we have to wait until Howard is pushing up daisies and then we can read all about it. Now that is one book that I might actually buy, the Beth Autobiography - From a Helmet Wearing Short Bus Rider to a Global Superstar. We just can't wait as we wonder if Judge Judy O will once again be saddled with a mentally challenged moron after the bitter court battle when Howard's three witches of Eastwick cast a spell and all the deeds to all the Stern properties are in their hot little claws.