Heidi is an Angel

Beth wishes her life was just a bad dream that she could wake up from, but since hooking Howard Stern it has been a life filled with nightmarish stupidity being the butt of every joke with every producer in television wondering what an Ostrovsky is or an Otrosky or O'torsky, or O'Nobody. Beth is a jumping bean bouncing from one D List event to the another desperate for fame she never got,  guess why, because her family doused the irritant with constant praise telling her she could be a global superstar model instead of an average mall rat. Well, team Beth got Team Howard and that was it, big deal. Howard Stern's wife who modeled has been scrounging for attention anywhere she can get it. Howard sent Bethie to a D List shoe shopping event sponsored by QVC/FFANY on Monday to get her little pre-nup fulfilled, which was a shoe sale to benefit breast cancer research. It's a gimmick where sellers can unload overstocked designer shoes at a discounted price and donate a portion of their sales to charity as a tax write-off. Just the event zero stars showed up to, including Beth Horninsky and her chaperone Fashion for Dummies expert Jill Martin, while real celebs were raising money for a cancer research benefit established by Miss Rich Denise Rich, who co-founded the Gabrielle Angel Foundation with her daughter Gabrielle [who died from cancer]. They have an annual "Angel Ball" benefit that has helped raise nearly 25 million for cancer research and the annual benefit was held on Monday night in NY. 

10/19/15, Bozo Beth O thinks that buying
designer shoes made from animal
slaughter industry byproducts is
considered charity work.

While Beth was stuffing her giant feet into designer shoes and grabbing at bargains, Heidi Klum was being honored at the Angel Ball on Monday night. You read it right, Denise Rich honored Heidi Klum and not Beth Ostrosky, for Heidi's work with charitable causes helping humans, when Beth O only helps Beth O to a ton of selfies with a cosmetic surgery center in Florida that she pretends was purchased to house homeless cats before transporting them back to the Hamptons, big deal, Beth. How about emptying out those county animal shelters in Florida and stop the daily gassing of the animals there? Nope, Beth only works for Beth and grabbing some cats that make good publicity items and perhaps she can swing another book deal or two with her face slapped on them and bragging that all the proceeds go straight into her pocket, via the Beth foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF). How much has BFF raised? Who knows, Beth and Howard put nothing in writing except their signatures on real estate purchases. 


Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, was honored by Denise Rich at the Angel Ball 2015, while Beth & Howard Stern were what? Snubbed. Howard and Beth are neither big names or big spenders. As far as any charitable causes go, they give their normal amount of an estimated 0.0.

Jimmy Kimmel was on Good Morning America
plugging his late night talk show that is in NY
this week. Jimmy tries for the Ben Affleck look
by growing hair on his face to transplant
onto his weaved wig on his head.

On Howard's stale satellite radio show on Tuesday, that D List Jimmy Kimmel sat in on the broadcast for as long as he could stand it before jetting out due to realizing it was a massive waste of time. Oh, don't forget, Howard held the riveting old fart coffee taste test with Jimmy which was just about when Jimmy realized his career has hit rock bottom. Kimmel is stuck with Stern this week since he is taping his late night talk show in New York to try and get some ratings. We all know Howard got the coveted vacant lot and crickets time slot of Friday night, and Howard will be pressuring Jimmy to have dinner with he and Beth once again to make Beth a big star and dump a giant gift box onto Jimmy of the Yoda the cat books since Jimmy and his wife now have a baby, so of course Beth's books make great baby gifts so babies can throw up on them before they are tossed in the garbage.

10/20/15 Beth gets freebie corporate tickets
to a movie premiere and thinks she's famous. 
Bloated and fat nosed Beth is wearing
2-day old makeup that is pasty and oily and
causing lines across her forehead.
Howard waited in the limo so they could
stalk the Kimmels again who are in NY
for the week.

Beth was back on the town again with her makeup looking like shit [photo right] since she was on day 2 of her taping of that useless Kitten Bowl for the Hallmark Channel and the makeup and styling is already paid for, so Beth has to stay vertical all week to not mess up that wig and spackle. Howard is paying for nothing while Beth is in town. You can see she is still a bloated fat nosed freak what with the Botox/IVF combo pocket rocket she is using as Beth scores some freebie corporate tickets to Bradley Cooper's latest bomb called appropriately "Burnt". 

10/20/15 Katie Lee went to the movies
with Beth and showed off her
witches feet.

Katie Fuglee was there at the movie premiere too because she was tagged as Beth's escort as a cover since she was there with her food network friend, cough cough, Bobby Flay. Beth can never be allowed to go alone to any event that offers free liquor because someone has to stop the inebriated Beth from groping the guys and gals at these events since old whore habits die hard, really hard, about as hard as those saggy breast implants she holds up with a spanx padded bra.

An almost unrecognizable facelifted  Uma Thurman  poses with  Bradley Cooper
 and Sienna Miller on 10/20/15 at the premiere of their new film "Burnt".

So did Howard pre-record his little interview with Braaad since he is in town plugging his latest failure wearing his latest rug this week? 

This lover of closet organizers has failed to win a Tony or Oscar even though nominated as fans wonder what kind of animal is living on his head as he appeared on Good Morning America. Can't wait to hear if he taped his coffee talk interview with Stern yet.

All you guys and gals out there who missed out on marrying a radio DJ can count your blessings, I mean, who wants to look like this? Only a desperate bozo from the boondocks named Beth O. She looks like a Donald Trump beauty pageant reject on steroids.