112 Movie Offers

On many occasions, not just on Wednesday's stale satellite radio show, Howard loves to brag and brag that he is offered movie deals all the time or to be in movies, well right, it's called producers seeking financing from Howard Stern with a side requirement that the aged DJ get some screen time out of any deal which is normally the deal breaker. So, on Wednesday's show Howard said he was offered "12" movie roles? He forgot it's always 112. His hippy dippy chants have worn off and he is slipping off the side of the Sirius building. As if we believe any of it.

Producers think Howard has deep pockets and can finance their flops when the only deep pockets Howard has are in his brain. Everyone sees that he buys real estate and he finances all of this wife's crap useless projects like books and calendars so they think the jerk has some dough when they don't realize he is supporting a huge family of non-earners including his wife and grown children. 

Howard set up Beth with the phony charity gimmick to get the public to fund her selfie life of doing nothing but snatching kittens before they can be adopted and then staging a big dumping session in her limo with a photographer in tow all paid by the North Shore Animal League and/or her own personal foundation Bianca's Furry Friends. Either way, no dough is coming out of the Sterns' pockets,  yet it's a way for Beth's face to be pushed on television and on stupid books and calendars paid out of various funds, such as money from Stern's entertainment and publicity budget from Sirius and he can write-off a portion to Beth's fat head that is stuck on a book cover or in a calendar, oh, it's a win-win situation for the Sterns.

So what movies has Howard been offered? Well only one that was ever in the mainstream press following that borefest called "Private Parts" that is. In those days, meaning old, being dumped on the video market within three months was considered a bomb and that was Howard's Private Parts in a nut...shell.  The rest of Howard's movieland offers are in fantasyland since nothing ever appeared in the press about any projects that were supposed to star Howard Stern, only press releases that Howard wrote. We remember Howard bragging he was starring in a movie with Melanie Griffith with producers finding out Howard refused to kick any dough towards the production and quickly backed out. Big Star Howard quickly sued for breach of contract and won a minimal amount and from then on, he was a pariah in the movie industry, not one person would touch the litigious idiot's ass or weave except his fugly boy toy he acquired about 30 years ago, Ralphie.

The other film Howard harps on? Howard has the nerve to claim he was offered "Man of the Year" released in 2006 that starred Robin Williams. Howard had to turn it down because it conflicted with his job of reading from the tabloids everyday on his morning zoo radio show. Howard was transitioning from his stale terrestrial radio job to his stale satellite job and getting subscribers to jump to Sirius which resulted in Stern getting slapped with a 500 million dollar lawsuit filed against him by Les Moonves for using his airwaves to pump up stocks and subscribers and failed to disclose the fact he had already signed a contract with Sirius satellite radio as he continually plugged Sirius daily on his terrestrial radio show. Howard is a litigious swampland, anyone getting involved with he or Beth doesn't get it, they will be leeches who never let go and you have to move your project back to a community property state to get Stern to quit. Howard doesn't know that he is a joke, any move offers are in the form of a joke that Howard takes Siriusly. 

Bradley Cooper at the
after party for his movie
"Burnt" in New York
Tuesday night 10/20.

Well, Wednesday's show was a chopped up pre-recorded mess with Howard trying to fit in plugs on his head about himself and about his stupid wife whose big deal in life is filming that goddamned stupid Kitten Bowl every year and saving staged cats from ledges for phony press items. How dead end can we get here. The Sterns are proud of their shit projects, selfies with cats and staged rescues of cats with Howard bragging about a big movie career at 65 years old when he made ONE film which no one can sit through with half a brain in this century, okay, maybe a cave man would enjoy it who got kicked in the head by a dinosaur, ha, radio dinosaur Howard, go get 'em Howard, you're a rock star.

10/20/15

Beth managed to walk the red carpet on Tuesday night with her Sirius corporate freebie tickets to the premiere of "Burnt" yet failed to get a photo with Bradley Cooper. He was seen wearing the same suit at the premiere, the after party and to the Stern show since it was all recorded on Tuesday, when Brad was in town promoting his film. His taped interview was broadcast on the Stern show on  Wednesday. Howard is now batching his shows into about two full days of taping.

10/20/15, the after party for the premiere of the film "Burnt" sans Beth. 
Her buddy Katie Lee was too busy to get Beth into the party.

10/21/15 at the Stern show? How about 10/20/15 at the Stern show? Brad recorded his interview on Tuesday not Wednesday. Brad wore that same suit and tie for many hours on Tuesday attending his movie premiere and doing press and promotion, including attending the after party all on Tuesday. He would have changed his clothes for an interview on Wednesday with Howard. As usual, Stern's celebrity interviews are pre-recorded. Howard has the interview scripted and pre-approved by the celebrity and they are ready for immediate press release after the interview airs on Sirius. Old man Stern is scripted or he is getting zero celebs into that stale studio.

Nothing would stop Howard from bragging to Bradley Cooper in his little interview taped for broadcast with Howard running after Braaaad with Beth in tow hoping Brad can make Beth a big menopausal star and launch her wide ass on a widescreen at the old age of 46 years old while Howard pretends to fawn over every chick with a dick on television since he is forced to kiss everyone's ass now because Beth wants on television and it's all part of that mouse wheel he is stuck on called a pre-nuptial agreement with a cross eyed piglet from Pittsburgh who Howard believed was really a model from Europe until the dope opened her mush mouth trying to talk through giant bucked horse teeth and screeching that she can speak French, I mean, you had to be there, I mean, Howard is really an idiot, the New York Daily News got it right when they printed that last year about Stern when he compared email read in public to 911 and the attack on the WTC where people lost their lives....OH, email was printed and read in public...suck it up, it's only email, big deal. But Howard puts nothing in writing unless it's with a cloaking device and he wears his Iron Man helmet in case Skype runs amok and he doesn't know it's turned on so he will never be publicly embarrassed for saying to his agent Don Buchwald: Don't you hate BETH???

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