A Trick or a Treat?

Another trick out of the bag filled with junk that Howard Stern markets to his phantom public, this time, his wife Beth Stern just got a raise. Yes folks, it has appeared in print many times and spewed out of the mouth of The Hucksters that Beth is the official spokesperson for the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) since Howard invented that annual gala event to honor Beth every year beginning in 2006. Add to that, since about 2013 she is the fundraiser for her own foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends when her lawyers thought up a second big job for the unemployable failed plus sized model wife of Howard Stern. Oh, become a fundraiser Beth aside from being a useless spokesperson for a charity on the North Shore of Long Island pandering to a bunch of rich dopes who want their properties cleared of any stray animals along with a place to dump some inbred puppies and kittens. 

Well, Beth got her mug in an article in The Hollywood Reporter plugging that Hero Dog Awards show where they drag disabled dogs onto a stage and point at them and pretend to give a damn about anything but pushing that sham American Humane Association (AHA) into our faces, all funded by the entertainment industry who runs and hides when animal carcasses are dragged off a set with the standard AHA seal ready and waiting saying no animals were harmed that appears at the end of the credits of TV shows and movies with animals in them, right, they weren't harmed, they're dead.

So, Beth just got a big fat job promotion funded by public donations! She is now CHIEF spokesperson and fundraiser for NSAL! Wow Beth, how much more dough goes into that giant fat animal slaughter industry byproduct with "YSL" stamped on it now that you got a raise? 

Don't forget Beth's big job on the Hallmark Channel since the Animal Planet cable TV show wanted nothing to do with her or her stupid idea for a Kitten Bowl. The Animal Planet Puppy Bowl ranks #2 after the real Super Bowl and has their kitten half-time show with Beth and her Kitten Bowl coming in third and barely beating out Nat Geo Wild's Fish Bowl which is literally fish in a bowl. Beth brags and brags about how she does 0.0 for anything or anyone but getting her face on television raising awareness that she is the wife of Howard Stern. Sucks being a barren liar about your age, doesn't it, what, no baby scares anymore? Stuck in the kitty cat vortex? What about writing a book about all your failed IVF treatments or will it prove that Howard can't do anything in the bedroom unless his life partner wears your wigs? 

On Howard's stale satellite radio show he has that same record about how he hates Halloween and ignores the fact he married a giant freak face that Rob Zombie said is too terrifying for his movie audiences. At least Howard doesn't have to put up with those crappy Halloween decorations this year since moving from those Manhattan penthouse apartments. He only has to walk past them briefly in the lobby when he does his little meet and greet with that crazed selfie monster he married to pretend they still live together. Beth has turned all of her properties into kitten centers so she can pretend to give a damn about anything but herself and has a nice tax shelter since she is one of Stern's non-earning family members that are constantly on his payroll so they don't have to write any pesky books or sell stories to the tabloids about the closeted DJ who has to have a personal shopper wife to pretend he's straight. 

Beth out-did herself with her last visit to Florida, she apparently stole one of the six-toed cats from the Hemingway Estate. Hey, Beth, having problems getting fresh photo props? I guess all those adult animals waiting to die at municipal animal shelters don't rate a photo shoot with Princess Beth Botox. I hope animal control officers see your Instagram Beth, since they were on the scene when it was reported a 5'7" bloated botoxed faced woman with stubby legs and a fat ass was seen at the Hemingway Estate with a Cuban woman in tow mumbling about running out of storage space on her iPhone while jumping into the get-away car with Beth diving into the passenger seat.

10-28-15, Beth shows off her 6-toed cat after visiting Florida...hmmm.

Ernest Hemingway had a  six-toed Maine Coon cat named Snowball.
To this day, his home in Key West is maintained as a museum
and descendants from his six and seven toed cats
are still there. Did Beth snatch one?

This alleged bisexual babe still
loves to get high, can you tell?

Meanwhile, back on a satellite lost in space, Howard's fans consisting of his take-out Nobu boy, his art supplies gopher buddy and his funny wig stylist, loved hearing the interview with Drew Barrymore on Tuesday. Drew is out and about promoting yet another book about herself, a girl who does nothing but was a brief pet of Steven Spielberg and Jack Nicholson before she got too old for them. Did Howard brag to her about how he married a failed fat model? He did have to brag he knows Jimmy Fallon's wife since Stern loves that decorating by numbers and stars and all that hippy shit and that it will bring them luck in the bedroom, oh wait, I think Howard was talking about his own new place in the Village he acquired last December that she helped decorate, right? Office designing? Uh-huh, sure, it was your new place, Howard, you slipped up and then shut up. Will Flower Films produce something for the wilted Sterns? Hope springs eternal, we know she did that awesome film with Jimmy Fallon, Fever Pitch, where he met his wife Nancy Juvederm who partnered with Drew and formed the production company Flower Films.

Sexy? Britt Ekland said
Rod frequently wore her
underpants. We know
Howard can wear Beth's
plus size thongs.

Oh, yes, don't forget old fart radio with Rod Stewart in the studio on Wednesday to promote his latest gawd awful record with some moron on Howard Stern's show website writing a blog trying to explain who Stewart was and that he started out 80 years ago with some group called Faces. It's getting really hard for Howard to come up with guests older than he is, but then being on Sirius means you get every Tom, Dick and Harry parading around that building looking to plug their latest shit. Aside from both Rod and Howard being famous cheapskates they also shared a common problem with dumping girlfriends. We know Howard, you've got Beth right? That first date was a riot, she never left and said she immediately phoned mommy and told her she finally scored a rich pigeon, the famous old fartman, Howard Stern in which mom hung up the phone and went to church, a.k.a., her office to phone the family they finally can pay off all those legal debts.

Can you believe Howard Stern wants Halloween outlawed? Why, I wonder? He saves tons of dough on a mask and costume for his fright faced wife.