Can Pink Floyd make Howard famous?

Howard and Beth Stern's careers
and facelifts have met The Wall.

Desperate to be relevant and not ignored since being forced off the NBC show, America's Got Talent, and once again sequestered to a pay radio service, Howard Stern slammed the co-founder of Pink Floyd, Roger Waters, for his comments against Israel. However, the band's singer, songwriter and composer said to an Israeli paper [according to Rolling Stone Magazine, online version] that he only meant he was against the oppressive behavior of fellow humans to other fellow humans and was not trying to de-legitimize Israel. But wait, Howard can slam anyone he wants to grab a few headlines for half a day providing he does not diss the Hollywood elite.

Case in point? Debbie Schlussel on her website never hid the fact George Clooney's now-wife Amal defends Palestine and is anti-Israel and wrote an anti-Israeli textbook on international law. So, where is Howard's outrage with that? Howard only says she's hot and makes money, so in the Jewish world, women's opinion's don't count right? Women are for sex and babies and not much else but then that doesn't explain the mere existence of Beth Ostrosky except she is a profound moron who is paid to sit on her fat ass all day playing wife #2 in the Hamptons addicted to a selfie camera where Howard's lawyers set up a shell foundation [Bianca's Furry Friends] to bring in some dough to fund the wife's addiction to animal slaughter industry byproducts. 

Oh, but Princess Do Nothing is a self proclaimed Catholic who also supports Israel by wearing cheap gold plated Jewish religious jewelry, wow, Beth, big statement, big effort there. All the Sterns do is talk about supporting causes yet want the public to buy their cheap shitty self produced books in the guise of charity work to build an invisible kitten center at the North Shore Animal League for the past three years and it never breaks ground but Howard breaks wind by writing useless publicity pieces for himself for immediate release on the Internet while kissing celebrities' asses who he thinks will make him famous. Okay, got it.

Debbie Schlussel compared the UN asking Amal to investigate crimes committed by Israel when defending their country with asking Eichmann to investigate Holocaust victims' war crimes against the Nazis. Amal turned it down, "too busy", yes, too busy trying to become famous in America.

Anyway, in reality Amal's husband George Clooney is a major Hollywood star, a major player who also co-owns a resort in Cabo where Howard Stern has been a paying guest for about two years now called Casamigos. Howard worships Clooney and any Hollywood celeb in the hopes they will give him a job in movies or on television. Clooney was rumored to be selling his home in the resort under pressure from influential Jewish friends who are offended by his choice in a wife, Miss Moneybags & Defender of Palestine. But Clooney needs the dough to fund his posh lifestyle and his crappy films so he could care less what her or her family's political leanings are it's all about getting Clooney more Oscar Awards on his shelves while we wait for that little bundle of joy that is supposed to be produced by Amal who looks like a 45 year old guy.

So what about Beth? What does the pudgy dumb blonde have to do with anything? She doesn't, but the bleached blonde nobody failed plus sized model is a wannabe fug that has deemed herself a model and actress barking orders at Princess Howard while her mother and agent Judge Judy pushes that pre-nup in Howard's facelift. Miss Nobody who sources say, escorted tons of men she called "dating" in Pittsburgh. Beth admitted on the Howard Stern satellite radio show that she cheated on all those men she dated with Howard stammering to do damage control. Oh yes, Beth thinks that escorts are dates and that each "date" with different men is deemed "cheating". Fine, who am I to argue? I'm not putting down the social climber who only got a dumped and divorced radio DJ to make her famous. Howard finally let the dolt move into his apartment in Manhattan where she quickly became a fat-legged chair model at fashion shows in New York.

Miss Fat Legged Chair Model Beth O showing off her rescued baby cows with designer logos perched on her lap.

Howard supports causes that get his name in the press and cost zero dollars out of his own pocket. Why isn't Howard front and center at the amfAR benefits? We know Heidi Klum is a long time supporter of amfAR and frequently hosts the events like when she was in Milan on September 26 at the benefit and auction to raise money in the fight against AIDS. 

This was the snail Heidi got at the
amfAR auction in Milan, but I
don't know what color, the press
item didn't say.

Her awesome wealthy boy toy Vito had the winning bid of $22,000 for an 11 ft plastic snail because Heidi wanted it for her garden. Heidi and her boyfriend helped raise about $1.6 million that will go towards AIDS research. What has Howard and Beth done? Push their shitty self produced books onto the public about Beth's purebred Persian cat Yoda who does nothing but swat kittens off the top shelf of his cat tree in the kitten room at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. End of story. The Sterns do nothing but worship Hollywood stars who let them in their resorts to get some free publicity shots in Cabo where Stern runs around in giant swimming trunks and his wife is terrified of the sun because her plastic surgery will bake and shift and she will break out in brown spots.

Howard is now paying for constant promotion of himself and his wife in a desperate bid to capture some attention on the Internet. Wow, the Jewish DJ supporting Israel. Who knew, wow Stern, big news. Everyone is wondering if Howard can ever go away quietly or if we are stuck with him and his publicity stunts forever believing he stands for anything other than propping up his falling ass with Spanx control Depends while Bethie badgers her plastic surgeon for more needles that she swears she only uses on her face and not up her arm or....you get the picture....her arms are clean, right? Have you checked between her toes, Howard? Maybe she is blowing blow up her ass, oh wait, if that were true her flabby wide ass would be thin. 

Beth supports no causes that benefit anyone but herself and stands for nothing but badgers the public to buy her ghostwritten cheap books about her stupid Persian cat with the plagiarized name.