The Saddest Words

Princess Alone and Lonely Bethie O'Stern is playing mommy with the cats while her hubby Howard Stern once again is in hiding and dodging the dolt dreading the final days of his faked reality show called "America's Got Talent" when the wifey normally hogs the red carpet desperate for fame. It is unknown why the barren pariah failed to have her own human baby for publicity, a real baby that she can stuff down her blouse or into her overalls and dance around bonding with the little dyke, I mean tyke, as she is spinning out on her Instagram site with hoards of kitties while Howard Stern pursues his dismal career of interviewing celebs everyone thought were dead on his satellite radio show that is lost in space.

Everyone should try and avoid Beth's Instagram site filled with selfies with a few photos stuck in of her headless husband [her husband isn't with her], for fear the crazy virus will come through the PC and infect your brain; the virus that believes cats are equal to human babies and all the work, care, and devotion that goes into raising a child is lost on Bethie O since her foster kitty cats are housed in cages at Stalag Beth and she dumps her little photo props as soon as possible onto real foster families so she can move on with a fresh new batch of little kitties holding up their adoptions by several weeks to satisfy her selfie fame obsession, fame that has eluded the monster her whole life with her husband darting around avoiding her for fear he might end up adopted into a group home in Florida unable to escape since no one has heard of Howard Stern outside the stale satellite world and constantly being kicked off television for staring blankly into a camera desperate to remember his script.

Almost famous Bethie was shown stuffed in the background in the film about Paul McCartney organizing his big concert for New York after the 9/11 tragedy, a movie called "The Love We Make" and if you blink you miss Beth since Howard Stern is front and center and never acknowledges Beth is with him as Stern is the one hogging the camera in a backstage meet and greet with the famous Beatle. 

On Monday's stale Howard Stern satellite radio show, he interviewed Carol Burnett, oh wow, stop the presses, Miss In The Closet Bi-Bi Baby, okay, so did Howard delve into her double life? What about the bizarre allegedly gay underground couple who gave her money to pursue her fame quest in NY? What about appearing on the TV series "Fame" back in the 1980's? You know, her daughter had a regular part, the now deceased Carrie Hamilton along with who? Oh, Beth Ostrosky's boyfriend Michael Cerveris, but has Beth or Michael ever publicly admitted to dating, I mean for real, not just posing in one shot of Beth horning in on a party for the Broadway show "Titanic".

Burnt out and over Johnny Depp is now the face of Dior's Sauvage cologne perhaps thinking he can fill the shoes of the gorgeous Alain Delon from the 1960's and 70's and failing miserably. I guess he fancies himself a French star what with dumping his family in France [no rights in France to property, right Depp?] and taking up with that rarely vertical bi bi baby and marrying her, oh brother. 

Depp's hair expired years ago and looks like he has a few added pieces to compensate for the hair loss.

Depp can't compete with Delon

Keep looking for Howard & Beth's careers as we wonder what will happen next as Howard fills his satellite with aged celebs from the 1970's to fill the void of losing his regular kiss-ass guest Joan Rivers, who worshipped the giant transvestite. Don't forget Joan was one of the first to have a parade of transvestites on her daytime talk show and featured the young RuPaul in drag. Joan was a trailblazer until her throat was cut in a selfie mishap for her reality show with her dullard daughter, Missy, who took her mother's last name and won't end the E Channel's "Fashion Police" and let it die and give it a funeral where Howard Stern can crash it and give an unfunny eulogy.

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