Creative Arts

Howard Stern is now a creative artist and is getting good at those awesome little paintings for the kiddies with the kitty cats and re-imagining his image as something other than a profound loser morning shock jock who succeeded in getting that approximately 100 million dollar per year budget on free radio funneled into his own pocket when he moved to a satellite and merged with another company since the hiring of Howard did nothing for the industry, it still tanked, forcing a merger of the two existing satellite companies or both would have been lost in space forever. 

How much does Howard pocket of that initial 100 million a year flying around on a satellite? Well, his satellite activities have been dwindling for almost 10 years and the old man pockets a rumored 40 - 50 million per year with the rest of the dough now down to about 30 million going to production costs with Sirius paying staff salaries out of the remainder. Howard only shows up to tape a bunch of canned scripted celebrity interviews that are typed and printed and ready for star approval before it goes on the air with Howard feeding pre-arranged questions and leading statements to the celebrity guests so they can remember their scripted responses. Then the scripted interview is ready for immediate press release to all the media outlets as Stern spends a rumored cool million a year on publicity for himself and that loser dolt he married called wife #2, or the one that got stuck with a divorced loser who is terrified a real girl would find out he couldn't father kids [since any normal girl would get their dough out of Stern by having a couple of Trust Fund/retirement kids before dumping his ass] and could barely create the three he had with wife #1 who was the breadwinner of the growing family for many years until Stern started with the racist and sexist humor to get some shocking attention from the straight listeners from your parent's era where porn was shocking and Howard performed in black face on his dismal embarrassing late night TV show which was frowned upon and we wonder why he doesn't return to those antics now, right? Oh, Howard was so funny in those days, that is, if you were a closeted transvestite terrified of going outside and communing with anyone other than men in white coats.

Mainstream Stooge Stern with the
Victoria's Secret loungewear
loves the kitties and humors his
insano wife sitting for a headless
selfie on 9/12/15 while waiting
for his limo ride back to his
apartment in NY.

Oh wait, Howard has evolved into a vanilla fruit cake with a huge frizzy dyed weave desperate at 61 [looking more like 65] to become mainstream and a corny phony judge of a D List reality show. But Howard is always snubbed at the Emmy Awards each year that he was on NBC's America's Got Talent since Howard needs to stop with the paint brushes and start with the pen and ink on a few payola checks to all the right people. But wait, I guess the nominating committees can't be bribed by Howard Stern, oh, the very thought, that Howard would stoop to such antics, we know he would not, he is Mr. Honest, Mr. Lover of Kids that aren't his, and loves the wife who does nothing since it is getting pretty expensive to pay people to take the dolt, so all she has is a life of being a kitten snatcher before they can be adopted by real people. Princess Bitch holds up the adoption to take a bunch of selfies as is evident on her Instagram site, where Howard sits around in his Victoria's Secret comfy outfits waiting for his limo ride back to civilization and back to his private digs with his long time companion Ralphie Cirella and Howard can obsess over being famous and desperate to get his hair weave back on TV as soon as possible...start writing those checks Howard, you have to pay to play.

The gorgeous and leggy Heidi Klum and her show Project Runway did not win a Creative Arts Emmy this time around [she has won in the past], which was held Saturday, September 12. Jane Lynch beat Heidi in the competition for hosting that awful show Hollywood Game Night that is for aged seniors who have the brain speed of a toddler train going in circles at an amusement park.

Of course Heidi with her Project Runway cast were at Fashion Week in New York on September 11 with Beth O'Nobody's big launch of her big career going in full reverse and falling off a cliff since she has been uninvited to Fashion Week in NY for about four years now and counting. Poor thing, you've got to pay for those seats Bethie, no more crashing an event and planting your butt in the front row and no one can get rid of you, the alerts have all been sent out, no pay no play honey, so you sit home and take psychotic selfies where you are on lock down at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons with the hubby posing for headless selfies before jamming out of the crazy house and back with his little BUDDY Ralphie. Oh yes the buddy books, first Yoda the Cat and his Kittens and now with his BUDDY, like Howard and his buddy Ralph, how sweet. We just love Howard's awesome book ideas to market his wife as anything other than a desperate housewife craving the fame she never got.

Beth thinks she looks like Kim Novak matching
 the cats eye look from "Bell, Book, and Candle"
when Beth is more like "Bats in the Belfry".

Be creative folks, just like Howard Stern and keep reinventing yourself as a big phony looking for the public to fund your rise to selfie fame and calling it charity work while you pretend you are a real celebrity and market that dead end you married and turn her into something other than a mass media joke.