Four Years Does Not A Retirement Make

9/16/15, Howard Stern finally makes
friends with a pink slip and is finished
tanking ratings on AGT.

Leaving a TV job after four years of tanking ratings play acting as a judge on a D List Talent show reading from a script is not called a retirement, it's called quitting or being fired. Yet, that is what the delusional aged DJ said in a video posted on the America's Got Talent (AGT) channel on You Tube filmed in flattering black and white to make the aged has-been look under 65 years old, where says that he is "retiring" from AGT, a show that was never his to retire from and four years is hardly a job at all, no one "retires" after four years on any job unless you are 69 years old, oh wait. 

AGT has been on the air for six seasons prior to Stern being hired in an ensemble cast of pseudo judges of a phony reality show, with guest judges coming and going. It was never "his" show and no one "retires" after four years, but that was the key word his psychiatrist came up with to keep the aged has-been from donning a blonde wig and sequined mini dress and hurling himself out his high rise apartment balcony somewhere in the Village and ending up as a sad footnote in the history of DJs kicked off free TV for the millionth time.

Screenshot of Howard Stern announcing to this elderly couple that he is "retiring" from AGT. Notice the background of zero onlookers and the general public disinterest in a tall aged man with a dyed weave being filmed on the streets of NY.

Howard proves with every statement on his rarely live satellite radio show and now on this AGT video, how truly delusionally insane he is. Stern never got a hit late night talk show, never got any hit anywhere at anytime, but was continually kicked off free TV until he finally made a deal with cable television where the producers of the E Channel had to simply set up drone cameras to tape his daily free radio show, then they would edit it for broadcast, there, Stern did nothing, it was just a tape of his daily radio show, big deal, until the E Channel finally kicked off the aged and out-of-date, over-the-hill radio DJ and dumped his ass off cable TV. He was forced off free radio after that and is squarely in place on a satellite lost in space where only a small fraction of his original listeners of free radio paid the fee to listen to the aged DJ on satellite radio, what with his pre-taped interviews with aged cheeses called celebrities from decades ago and his constant promotion of that nobody he married called a second wife that failed to launch in any market and had to start marketing her kitten charity gimmick and selling a bunch of shitty products in an effort to keep her mug constantly in the press instead of in a lineup at Precinct 13.

Howard is quite insane in that square permed head of his, thinking he is Johnny Carson or Regis Philbin when they retired from their talk shows, a job they held for many many years with steady viewership, not a four year stint in New York when AGT producers took the bait and took Stern, with his dullard wife yucking it up in the audience and hogging a red carpet with Stern only succeeding in tanking ratings, never matching the highest ratings the show had when Piers Morgan was a regular judge.

9/16/15, Miss Short and Wide Beth looks 
stupid and out of place once
again hogging a red carpet with her husband
at the season finale of AGT. Sure those pants
are huge enough Beth? What are you hiding,
Beth, other than fresh lipo bandages?

On September 16, the AGT big finale red carpet once again featured Howard's wife, Miss Do-Nothing but selfie herself to death everyday on her bizarre Instagram site, stuffed herself into giant fat pants desperate to compete with the real model, real mother, real mogul, real celeb, Heidi Klum who dazzled audiences once again with her killer good looks. No fat pants needed for this stunning supermodel:

9/16/15, gorgeous real model Heidi Klum
stunned audiences with her beauty at the
season finale of AGT.

So who spackled Miss Nobody for the AGT red carpet? A refugee from RuPaul's Drag Race? Beth needs to be the spokesmodel for drag queens, inc., what with that pasted hairline where the wig is attached to hide her balding hairline from years of using hair extensions since her broken fried bleached hair can barely grow past her shoulders. My gosh, desperate enough Beth? You know, qualifying as a self-proclaimed real model instead of a plus sized pudge when you were in your fug 20's is not measured by the amount of tranny makeup you wear, my gosh, give it a rest honey, stop trying to be famous and go back to your selfie world at Stalag Beth.

Beth's face was deemed too frightening for
Rob Zombie movie goers and has been
banned by the Anti-Fug Commission on
Decency in Horror Porn Movies.

Closeup of horror that Rob Zombie [so far] refuses to put into one of his gorefest films for fear it would frighten audiences too much. Triple fake eyelashes with a pulled back face under all that wig glue, frozen filler face where Beth has injectable serum pumped into her face and then actually puts her head in a freezer overnight in her Manhattan apts to prepare for her red carpet appearance, and then add that mortician's makeup that is applied with a heavy tool [Howard Stern] and finish the fright look with stupid red lipstick to highlight the insane clown smile with giant fake horse teeth. Even RZ couldn't take it, and he has seen everything, believe me.