Easy Money

Howard Stern, the regular guy, can't find time to fund his wife's dream of her name on a building at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) to house a bunch of cats and curtail her selfie career of bagging a bunch of feral kittens, with or without all their body parts, and snatching kittens from local municipal animal shelters before they are adopted. 

While Howard is so busy shilling for his wife and her charity where she earns a salary as a useless spokesperson and badgers the public for money, he was forced off television once again [and we hope it sticks this time] in his overly long career as everyone wonders how the radio shock jock dinosaur conned NBC into giving him a chance on television as a judge of a phony reality show but look no further than his contract. That is amazing, that one person with nothing, no talent, looks or personality, that took him years to admit he had two nose jobs aside from obvious face work and weaved hair transplants that he doesn't admit too, only admitted to one nose job and fat sucked out of his bag and sag aged overweight face, managed to stick his face on a national television show after filing a lawsuit against the boss.

Artist rendering of a charity scam.

So what about that kitten shelter funded by public donations to the Beth Fund, called Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF)? According to Beth and Howard Stern, they have been collecting dough for about three years now, not their dough, public dough, where we hope at least some of the money is going to NSAL, where they say they are building a second floor on an existing building to house all of Beth's snatched kittens she now takes home for selfies before documenting a major dumping session as she waits in her limo for her photog to show up before she will enter the abodes of her adoring fans chomping at their bits waiting for Princess Do-Nothing to grace their home and take a few photos so Beth can brag she is doing something. Oh, some-thing all right, posing for a photo, big fucking deal, Beth, wow. In the meantime, Howard buys 52 million dollar mansions instead of buying a building extension at NSAL with Beth's name on it, oh no the public can fund that little dream of the dolt wife of a shock jock. Will it ever be built or is Beth just busy building her retirement fund?

Regular guy Howard Stern makes up stories to prove that he is just like any regular guy on the street struggling to make a living and having to keep their chin up in spite of being teased. You know, a grown old man well past middle age who can't face it that he is a fuck up, a stooge, an idiot, with people looking down their nose at him, is sick and pathetic, but he thinks it will keep those listeners he's got being wheeled into the front room of the group home hoping the reception on their little satellite will hold out for four hours of live commercial reads, commonly called the Howard Stern stale satellite radio show.

Both photos below are from January 2015 with Beth at yet another fundraiser "Mingle 4 Mutts" to benefit her personal foundation, BFF, where she showed off her wonky eyes as she keeps collecting money for that building extension for kittens at NSAL. Well, maybe Howard Stern should stop buying real estate for the O Family and stop funding his do-nothing kids' lives of chanting and banging a gong and actually build those kitten quarters at NSAL and stop badgering his radio listeners to buy Beth's shitty children's books and stupid animal "rescue" crap sold by Beth, BFF, and NSAL and donate actual cash to support his floundering wife, Bethie O'Failure.