Don't Be Jealous

Miss Menopause with the kitty cat T-shirts and the barren mom cave kitten selfie gimmick, loves the askew photos to hide her flabby wide body from candid cameras and does nothing all day but roll around on the floor while her paid stooge selfie assistants throw cats on her body while she does zero and donates zero of her own personal fortune to fund a building extension for cats that she proclaims is her personal foundation's project for the North Shore Animal League (NSAL), a charity that Beth has no problem collecting a paycheck from to be their useless spokesperson. Oh yes, in a selfie posted on Beth's Instagram site dated 9-3-15 [left], Beth says to not be jealous of her doing nothing all day but rolling around on the floor. Of course Beth does nothing since her foundation Bianca's Furry Friends is funded by who? Not her, not Howard Stern, but the public with donations and when stupid morons buy her selfie books targeted at children. Nothing is beneath Howard and Beth, they will take pennies from children to fund their posh lifestyle, to fund an invisible building extension at NSAL, something that has been taking Beth Billionaire years to raise the capital since she isn't touching her personal money, her pre-nup and post-nup money, nope, the public can do that, while she calls rolling around on the floor charity work. The only thing to light a fire under Beth's fat ass is a television camera, otherwise she is rarely vertical at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons with her captured photo prop cats until she is ready to dump them onto suspect families in the NY and NJ areas so Beth can have a reason to be driven around the neighborhoods in search of some happiness that she can sniff out.

Is Howard's time up yet on NBC's America's Got Talent? Don't be jealous now kiddies, Howard loves the camera and his model poses that he teaches to Beth. That pseudo talent/reality show will be back for an 11th season sans Howard Stern. Oh, don't sashay away Howard! We just love to get visual updates of that weave that's planted in your scalp and migrates outward when you are near microwaves. Hand on the hip, ladies...