Drunk or Deranged?

Bethie O'Loopy is showing her dismal kitty cat club Instagram followers that she is high as a kite after barging into yet another taping of the NBC show "America's Got Talent" (AGT) where her wigged and befuddled husband Howard Stern is supposedly stepping aside as a judge of the phony reality show after tanking ratings for a 4th year in a row.

9/1/15: What are we drinkin' here Beth? Yes, this is Beth O'Crazy at Stalag Beth in Manhattan at the kitten processing and transfer center after arriving back from a taping of AGT where she has no business being there other than prancing around and barking orders at stagehands asking them if they know how famous she is.

Anyone who cares has seen the press reports that auditions for the 11th season of AGT will start in November, with various cities around the country hosting auditions through February of next year. 

Photo from 2011. Stern show producer Gary
in Las Vegas posing with strippers
at Rick's Cabaret as he tries to convince
 onlookers he's straight. Large Marge couldn't
make it I suppose. Vegas has been a regular site
for the Stern show until Beth killed it
[for Howard, anyway].

Oh, and yes, it is reported that Las Vegas is back on the map as an audition city since it had to be deleted when the giant Horninsky Family took over and spent a fortune of the AGT production budget leaving Stern explaining to producers how his wife horned in and was yucking it up by the pool at the resort ordering tons of food and liquor from room service while managing to get her brothers and their wives into the picture along with mommy, Judge Judy, the hound of hell guarding the pre-nup and sticking it in Stern's nose job where it says Bethie gets to be on television, aside from Howard's existing entourage of leeches consisting of his long time companion and roommate Ralph Cirella, who is Howard's fashion consultant along with a bunch of hangers-on supposedly working to  fix Howard's frizzy weave firmly on his head making him look like Bozo the Clown with a facelift. AGT is expected to save tons of money with the firing of Howard Stern, and they hope letting him quit in the press will satisfy the scripted stooge and not result in a loophole lawsuit that gets him back on television.

Beth and her sisters in law were yucking it up in Vegas on AGT's dime until the producers killed the fun and canceled it as an audition city before canceling Stern. They still don't know if it's a ruse and Stern is assembling lawyers to fight back and re-hire his frizzy weave and keep the show in NY. Beth wants on television, and so far all she has is that D List loser Hero Dog Awards show that is staged by faux socialite and mafia widow Lois Pope. Will the mafia make Beth famous? Well, it's an option even with her uncle allegedly associated with organized crime.

We just love it that Page Six [NY Post] caught Miss Failed Model looking all of her 46 years with her little stubby shorty legs and bizarre long male torso straight as a board, no curves in sight in a candid photo taken on September 1, 2015.

We have to wait and see if Beth gets another shot at a television series since Howard is supposed to be leaving free TV and everyone at NBC is hoping to be rid of Stern and his ball and chain. We loved it when her show HGTV Mom Caves was on the air for only 2 seasons after she appeared in her black slip after taking a selfie break with her costar of the debacle that showed married women with children how to place baskets around their homes for pet toys. Mom looks busy in a man cave if you ask me.