On Monday's rarely live satellite radio show, Howard Stern claimed that Beth's latest children's book teaches kids to feel with their heart and not rely on eyesight since Beth is into the no-eyes thing with the kittens that is disturbing as Beth thinks it will get her more press than adopting only purebred Persian cats, and Howard is shameless in his blatantly asking his 20 regular listeners of his stale coffee talk satellite radio show to buy Beth's upcoming new book in which all proceeds go to Beth. Yes, Big Beth Do-Nothing is back with another publicity stunt with a second book about her purebred cat with the made up heart ailment that was cured by swatting kittens off the top shelf of his cat tree and now he gets a blind buddy to play pranks and hide his food dish while yucking it up from his perch at Stalag Beth, the Hamptons Hellhole and prison camp for snatched feral felines. |
| Beth Stern had to stage a big meet and greet with Yoda the cat and his Buddy who is blind and Beth always called him Blind Buddy on her media sites but somehow that didn't make it to her book title. Yoda is Beth's snobby bully gay son who has to be in the top spot in every room where a kitten is housed, and loves meowing and taunting Buddy who doesn't know bully Yoda is on the table and Buddy is trying to find him. Some book you got there Beth, all about cats that can't see and rich people who love begging for money from the public to fund their posh lifestyle of doing nothing but running around their mansions snapping photos of cats and calling it charity work. |
As with the first Yoda the Cat book, this second one will feature a round box filled with information. I know it's blurry, but it says [as usual] that all of the author's proceeds go to Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF). What the world doesn't realize is that Beth is the fat author of this 10 pg nothing and BFF is her personal foundation and the campaign is to build a second floor kitten center on an existing building at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) and so far, the kitten center is invisible with Beth and Howard Billionaire badgering the public to give them money. There you go kids, give money to BETH to continue to fund her rise to menopausal oblivion as Howard Stern pretends this is all for charity to build a kitten extension on an existing building, an extension that just happens to be invisible with Howard pressuring everyone else to fund the building except him, since he needs to fund more multi-million dollar real estate in Florida so he can officially ditch the wife and her phony foster kittens onto another state while his state of affairs with his long time companion Ralph Cirella can be comfortable and Beth-Free and O Family-Free in their new digs with the Village People.
For many years, Beth collects three paychecks. One from her stooge moron husband who thinks he scored a model [god he has been paying on that forever with only Beth's fat photos emerging on the Internet, nope, nothing from any legit mags like SI, Vogue, GQ, Elle, etc.], one from BFF since it's her own foundation and she gets to scrape off the top, and a third salary from NSAL as their paid useless spokesperson and Howard Stern wants a medal for all this shit. Yes, teach all your little kiddies out there to donate to the BETH FUND since that is what you are financing if you buy her shitty ghostwritten books with Beth's fat name slapped on them.
Oh yes, what happened with first Yoda the Cat book? Beth did a few homeless signings, one at some remote Costco store on the East coast where a homeless man couldn't get in to get Beth to sign his book since he didn't have a store membership. But hey, Beth got the book signed so he can contribute to making Beth a super celebrity after being a dismal failure for 15 years, but hey, why stop trying now. And what happened to her Pittsburgh book signing? Her West Coast book signing? Nothing, since Stern refused to pay for the promotion, he just bought the books and called it square with his rarely vertical aged cheese that rolls around onto all the kitten selfie props all day.
Sniff, Sniff, Purr, Purr....Pussy Galore....Beth certainly does a lot of sniffing all day in the Hamptons at Stalag Beth. Just check out her Instagram site if you don't believe this blogger who would never lie to a Beth Fan. No wonder she needs those kitten props otherwise she will be scooting her fat nose job across the tile floor sniffing up god knows what, and will Howard ever tell or just record and push playback for the attorneys? Don't know, only asking and clearing my brain for what? IDEAS.
Great item for Beth Tuesday and Coffee Talk since Howard is an old fart with the shakes and has to lay off the booze but needs those red pills to keep awake since he is suffering from old age while he keeps asking Robin Quivers [his invisible on-air sidekick] if she felt the earthquake and if the phantom terrorists are bombing the city again. Beth loves her phony Howard Stern airbrushed photo shoots yet still covers up and hides when real models have nothing to hide, right Heidi?
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