Beth Loves Waffles

I am making an assumption here since Beth copied Waffles the cat's storyline when he was adopted in 2011 by a person who has since set up media sites and the story of how the cat was adopted made it onto the website "SimonsCat.com", a British artist who documents the antics of his fictional cat Simon, which is really a character made up of four of the cats he owns. Oh, yes, Waffles, a cat who was considered weird and ugly as a kitten and was passed over with all his litter mates adopted before him until two kindhearted persons adopt him and he is now famous on the Internet, just the same story Howard Stern copied for his marketing scheme for Beth O'Stern's Persian cat named Yoda, a name they cleverly stole from the Star Wars franchise since Howard Stern can think of nothing original on his own. 





The word "adoption" in the article below is confusing. I assume the breeder was a dog breeder with a litter of kittens that were up for "adoption" but it doesn't make sense since "Waffles" is a Scottish Fold and breeders of those cats sell them, even the ones not meeting the breed standard.

Beth formed two books based on the Waffles storyline, where the cat was passed over and never selected and was also considered ugly. Enter Beth and her Yoda the cat who was also left behind and never adopted until superstar Beth O'Desperate For Fame came along with two books, the story of Yoda, the cat left behind and Yoda and his Buddy, the upcoming book about one of Beth's foster cats who was considered funny looking with Buddy befriending him. What will you copy next, Beth, for book three of the made up and phony Yoda the cat saga?

Excerpt from Beth's first book about Yoda the cat and how he was left behind day after day because he was a runt and scrawny and he watched other cats being adopted before Beth O'Superstar spotted him and took him home:

Synopsis of Beth's upcoming second book about Yoda the cat and Blind Buddy with Frankie the cat being the victim in the story because he was goofy looking according to Beth's fictional story:

Waffles' story is just like Yoda's storylines, and Waffles was a kitten in 2011 and he is about five years old now, plenty of time for Beth's team to ferret out a cat's story and plagiarize it. Hey, they plagiarized the Yoda name why not steal a few story ideas along the way:

Yes, a new requirement to make Beth famous.
You can now follow Beth's boring cats online as
they are adopted by fucking assholes who do nothing
but wait for Beth's limo to show up with a photographer
and get their fug faces on Beth's Instagram site.

To copy Waffles, who has millions of Internet followers, Beth now wants the phantom public to follow online, all of the cats that she has snatched and dumped onto various persons who are too fucking lazy and too fucking stupid to get their asses to their own local animal shelters and adopt a cat all on their own, they need fathead Beth to stage a huge adoption session with Beth's paid photographer in tow and wants even more publicity by having the new owners continue with the Beth Publicity Campaign to make the aged nobody famous through these snatched kittens. Oh yes, you are now required to set up an Instagram or Facebook site to follow Beth's cats who now have new homes. Oh wow, Beth, who thought this up? Aren't you famous enough on your stale Instagram site with the cat club people who have no fucking clue who you are and really think you just roll around on your back and have cats thrown on your body by the help to snap a bunch of photos? Oh, wait, what was I saying? Oh, they have no clue Beth has deemed herself a celebrity when she is just another dolt with a free Instagram site who has a selfie obsession at the menopausal age of 46.

Is Beth now having problems with the Don Buchwald Agency? The comment below is from a former employee of the Don Buchwald agency in New York, yes, Howard Stern's big fat agent with the stupid hats. It has to be about having to create "demand" for Howard Stern's trophy wife. Can't they foist Howard's wife endlessly onto the cat circuit? Well, all Beth has is cats, cat shows, cat events, whatever and wherever she can stick her fathead in a photo she will be there, like on the cover of Cat Fancy magazine when she has zero to do with the cat breeders industry, but how else do you market a complete nobody? 

What about Heidi Klum? Oh, she is in Milan attending the amfAR benefit as she normally attends these events and is a tireless supporter of the cause supporting AIDS research. The glamorous Heidi and her billionaire boytoy boyfriend were the center of attention at the amfAR benefit on 9/26/15 in Milan.

So, Beth is stuck with the kitten gimmick sitting on her ass in the Hamptons, an ignored pariah on Instragram with a bunch of paid followers and stooge cat club members. Oh yes, Beth thinks she's famous for cat selfies. She snatches a bunch of feral cats [Beth only keeps the ones that are purebred like her Maine Coon Leon Bear and Yoda the purebred Persian, with failed attempts she got stuck with like Blind Bella who failed to trend], and sticking her fat head in the endless boring photos doing nothing but documenting dumping sessions onto idiots who take Beth's reject cats. Miss Rich Do-Nothing whose husband is scrounging for more work on television to keep up appearances that he is a real talk show host and a comedian when he is only a shock jock from days gone by and has overstayed his welcome on the airwaves for about 20 years. Beth Stern, with her bragging about having her limo pick up a few cats from her charity that pays her a salary, the North Shore Animal League while Beth waits for her photog to show up, then she snaps a few photos and dumps the cages in the limo and back to Stalag Beth where the help throws the cats into waiting cages in their own kitten room. Big deal, Beth, wow, can you do less for anything or anyone? No, but she keeps trying.

Now let's all calm down and enjoy our steak and fries on a lazy Sunday in Paris. Bon appetit...