Yoda Gets A Buddy and Beth Kicks Him Out

Photo posted on Beth's
Instagram 8/20/15.
What happened Beth? You
called your cat BLIND BUDDY,
is that not PC to put on a
book cover?

Another phony ghostwritten work product from 112 Productions will soon hit Costco book shelves with Beth Stern's name slapped on it [a.k.a., Howard Stern's rarely vertical loser wife]. It's a second book about her cat with the plagiarized name Yoda that gets a "Buddy", but when was Buddy photographed with Yoda? I don't recall seeing that big meet and greet on Beth's media sites.

Stalag Beth in the Hamptons is where that bully Yoda the cat rules the roost and swats kittens off the top shelf of his cat tree, yet Buddy was always isolated from other cats and had to be quarantined for a time period after falling deathly ill and life flighted to a veterinarian's office after being subjected to Frau Beth. But let's not let reality creep into Beth's empty head filled with delusions she is famous and that all of these shitty books are for charity. All proceeds from the books go straight into Beth's pocket, as she skims off the top from her personal foundation Bianca's Furry Friends and paying all the pigeons working to administer the fund. Howard Stern has the nerve to confirm this on his rarely live stale satellite radio show, that all proceeds go to Beth's personal foundation. 

Yes, we all need to fund Beth's rise to selfie fame while Howard Stern spends 52 million in cash to purchase a home in Florida to make Beth famous. Howard has to purchase property in the area that he markets Beth, like the Hamptons. Howard had a home in the Hamptons with wife #1 and during the heated divorce battle sold the property. He continued his residency in the Hamptons and rented a home while a new home was built for wife #2, Frau Beth, and she appeared on the covers of numerous issues of Hamptons Magazine. 

Same with Florida, Beth is now in league with the phony Florida self-proclaimed socialite Lois Pope whose mafia-connected husband started The National Enquirer and latched onto that dismal thinly disguised Hollywood paid bogus animal welfare organization, the American Humane Association. Yes, Howard has to buy property in the town that has a bunch of local magazines and rich old hags that can get Beth publicity and pretend she is famous.

Even if Yoda the cat ever meets Buddy, he will be quickly separated from him since Beth repeatedly stated she is not keeping the cat she calls Blind Buddy and he is being thrown out of her nest without a parachute.

Since when does any cat captured by Beth, need to be in selfies with a football headed camera hog desperate for fame? Umm right, Beth, I don't think Buddy needs your special selfie services anymore. Good call, stupid, you've done your job, time to move onto new photo props. Thank goodness Bethie never rolled over and crushed him in one of her selfie frenzies on her Instagram site that she thinks proves she is a celebrity. My gosh Beth is a sucker. What other stories did Howard tell you, Beth? That Twitter and Instragram are only for super famous people and you have to be accepted by the fame police before you can post your stupid photos and moron updates?

Buddy was returned from the veterinarian to Beth for the all important marketing purposes and will be back with his vet shortly, since the vet is rescuing the cat from Beth. Oh, poor Blind Buddy, Beth is using him up, taking a bunch of photos and when she is done, bye bye Buddy, out the door or the nest as she puts it since she is a barren pariah and has failed to produce anything human coming out of her invisible uterus but fancies herself a mom kicking the kids out of their nest and getting on with their own lives. 

Yes, the woman is crazy, and Howard Stern barely can stand to be around her at this point, Miss Failure To Launch after being stuck on the launching pad for 15 years of Stern introducing his cross eyed football headed doofus to America and America sent her back.

8/19/15 Courteney Cox and Norman
Bates attended the Amazon premiere
screening of "Hand of God" in LA.

Pretty funny that Howard Stern had that scripted rant about meeting Orlando Bloom at the Justine oops, Justin and Jennifer Aniston wedding and failed to mention Courteney Cox being there at all when reports stated she was there, I mean she has been Jen's BFF and more for many years. So, no mention from Stern that Cox has botched up her face with an overdose of whatever is injected into her rubbery face with that nose caving in and spreading out. Oh, and no mention of her paid stooge with the pasted hairline that follows her around and that appears to be straight from the warehouse of canned boyfriends and potential spouses from the West Coast scientology outpost and private HQ in Hemet.

What happened to your face Courteney? Photo left, is from August 19 and you can see the gradual swelling and hardening in comparison with an older photo on the right. Her nose is collasping and her lips pasty. Howard stuck to the script about the Aniston wedding and only focused on Orlando Bloom and saying just about zero about anyone else. Was it because Mr. Stern was shown the door after his little agreed upon 30 minute appearance as the wedding reporter for the tabloids?

What happened to In Demand Howard Stern? Well, Howard's co-judge on AGT Heidi Klum was a guest on Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show on August 19th. Since Stern is the master and commander of getting shows canceled out of syndication across the nation until finally thrown off television, AGT has to move back to LA or face the chopping block due to the nose dive in ratings it suffered since hiring the failed terrestrial morning zoo shock jock as a judge of amateur acts that Howard thinks are great. Well, what can you expect from a scripted radio stooge who had to go to a pay satellite service with no ratings.

Finally Friday Gossip

According to old gossip sites smeared across the Internet, Miss Cox is the bitchiest of the three Friends girls. She had a fling with Conan O'Brian and blames Richie Sambora for her alleged cocaine addiction [yes, she alleges it too]. Oh, but she loves Howard Stern, has appeared on his radio show and he was the courier pigeon at the Aniston wedding in Los Angeles. Everything go okay Howard? Left that cell phone in the car did you? No one took a peek at it while you were doing your stupid scripted toast to the already married over-the-hill couple?

Guess who this ugly guy is who is now known as Sandra? This hot tempered diva doesn't use deodorant, and sources say, she stalked Hugh Grant for a really long time.




What about the gorgeous supermodel Heidi Klum? Oh, she was only linked with the under-endowed President Clinton who can't father children [oh, you thought I was going to say Howard Stern, he's a President too, of the Idiot Corps of morning zoo radio].

Happy Friday, Beth Fans.

Keep your pants on, more to come very soon.