Judge Cuts

Beth O'Stern is quite obviously sinking lower into the depths of her manic/depressive state and looks like a sheep skinner on her Instagram site wearing some gawd awful dead animal on her body and posing with her blind cat, her current photo prop she is marketing into a phony children's book in yet another tiresome bid for fame. Beth posted a photo on Instagram from "WSJ" and compared herself with the model in the photo. Beth fails to give details, as it's the Wall Street Journal featuring a real model, not Beth Stern, who is a self proclaimed model who posed for D List plus size lingerie catalogs. Below is the full cover, the September 2015 edition. 

Fug Ugly Beth had the photo posted on her media sites on 8/18/15 thinking she's a model wearing dead sheep. She looks like she murdered the whole flock judging by that demented and demonic expression in a photo taken at Stalag Beth/Manhattan, the kitten processing center.

Here are a few comments posted to that photo on the WSJ website. Funny Miss Self Proclaimed Animal Rights Activist saw nothing wrong with the photo and raced to duplicate it with her blind cat she calls Blind Buddy. How sick can Beth get? Oh, pretty sick.

We see Beth hasn't been cut and culled from the herd of morons worshipping Howard Stern and believes she would have been famous with or without marrying him, now Howard, here is your "out". Divorce the hagatha and see if Whitney Cummings suddenly gives up fawning over trannies who are dumped into obscurity. 

Well, if anyone suffered through a bunch of acts on Tuesday night for the live taping of "America's Got Talent" (AGT) you saw boring, dull Howard Stern diving to his notes to try and remember his same lines he keeps repeating and raving about one moron after another on that show that deserves to be thrown in the garbage, but then what would the network air in between storm weather warnings? Howard has the nerve to judge other people and say they need to change and be different with each performance when he has done phony phone calls on his radio show for 30 years and "changed it up" by adding naked men in his studio with staged sex acts instead of naked women chatting about their latest gang bang since his marriage to Frau Beth.

Howard Stern is being cut from the herd and
no word yet that Simon Cowell has changed his
mind and retracted his firing order of the
facelifted DJ.

Howard said his daughter and his wife were in the audience and thought that by sneaking in that comment during a critique of an awful singer, the network could not cut it out, he sort of hesitated but dove right in and got the wife and daughter mentioned, not their names, so that was a dud, he chickened out. 

Miss Beth is in Manhattan this week, prepping for that next ghostwritten book dragging out that tired Yoda the cat story and adding Blind Buddy to the mix. However, so far, no photos have emerged of Beth The Wigged Wonderbra in the audience during the AGT live taping. Supposedly, a fan took a photo with Robin on Tuesday [photo, left] and Beth must have been screaming at Howard wondering who let Robin in. Beth hates it when anyone shows up from the Stern show. She is above that and fancies herself a big star not associated with the Stern Show.

Howard has to pretend to like that coffee he talks about now on his stale satellite radio show and Big Beth is joining right in when, according to past interviews, Beth said she only drank Starbucks Chai Tea Latte. Yes, they have joined the sober-up club of frenzied jerks with the shakes and have to down that coffee and pretend it cures something other than stocks in a downward spiral due to selling overpriced coffee and food items frozen since 1999. But hey, Howard needs another cover to explain who that new young Cuban boy is that is seen coming and going from the Village Idiot's new place, OH, he just delivers coffee! Oh, okay, right, aside from that mantra about buying stocks low and hoping something rises other than your blood pressure.

Beth O #dyingtobefamous is always following around her master and commander, Miss Dope, Miss Stupid, following around Howard Stern hoping AGT will make her famous. Well it hasn't, honey. Why not try jumping on stage and do your famous cartwheels showing off your granny pants and rocket to fame.

Photo of Beth by Howard. Now you know why he shut down his Conman Photography Company.

Did a Dingo get your facelift, Howard? The old guy who looks 68 years old has had a lot of work done in one year hiding from the cameras, scatting and skating around NY, hiding in his new Beth-Free zone, pretending to be in the Hamptons in countless headless photos, yep, get that face pulled back Howard, then the added facelift tape hidden under your fried wig thicket. Beth is looking down in the photo trying to not be famous.

Photo from 2006, Mr. Meltdown didn't drink his coffee as he is in a tizzy with Beth and her pre-nup enforcer [Judy O to the right in the photo] heading into a screening of the "Groomsmen", at the D List Hamptons Film Festival. His hair is thinning here in this photo as stress causes your wig to fall out.

Beth was awesome at posing in a theater lobby. You see, it's really hard to get the gig, you have to walk up to the ticket booth, buy a ticket, go inside the theater and wait for your hired photog to show up and take your picture. 

When will Judge Stern cut this pseudo model from his flock of pigeons? Well he is terrified to move forward with his autobiography, Part II, the Beth Years and lying about her past as an invisible global supermodel. Oh, yeah, we want to read all about it and see all of Howard's phony photoshopped photos of his supernobody wife.