The Dinosaur, The Witch and The Wardrobe

Howard is out of wigs and wardrobe as
concerned family members on his payroll
wonder if he is terrified of what will be
revealed if he doesn't quit AGT.
Does Simon have the dirt and will he use it
if Howard tries to fight NBC's decision to
oust the shock jock from TV?

Dinosaur Howard Stern seemed to skip the red carpet on Wednesday for his final days as a judge tanking ratings on NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) as rumor has it, Simon Cowell is rethinking his decision of taking over the show in 2016 and instead will revamp the entire cast providing NBC continues the show for an 11th season of horrendous shitty amateur acts. It's all gossip and chit chat right now as Howard is panicking over where his next Starbucks coffee product placement ad is coming from since he can no longer afford that bottle of Vodka every morning with his shrimp omelet but has to drink the black coffee to sober up his liver and stop old man time from eating at his insides before he is officially kicked off television, for good this time, and wondering how he will continue to pay for all those giant ads in the NY Daily News to launch his menopausal fug faced wide body wife as a model.

The article in the NY Daily News was about that washed out Social Life Magazine Publishers Dinner in Beth's honor, a thinly disguised Howard Stern production to wine and dine the publisher and editors to let his fug faced wife on the cover of the free magazine once a year.

Who was on the red carpet for the Wednesday night broadcast of AGT? None other than superstar supermodel supermogul Heidi Klum looking gorgeous as most real models strive to maintain their trim figures unlike fake models who have always battled the bulge and refuse to admit they were plus size models. No shame in that if that's your thing, fine, but Beth lies and fakes her way through life with a delusional mindset she was and is, in Heidi's league of the modeling world.

The Lioness in Summer, Heidi Klum is featured in the July 2015 issue of Vogue Italia while Beth is featured in Pet Pee Weekly, a free kitty litter newsletter available at your local street vendor newsstand.

Witchy Bethie is a hit with her dubious sexual orientation and huge reputation of donating $000,000.00 to any charitable cause as she proves on Katie Lee's Twitter, where she gets an awesome mention for stuffing her lumpy implants into an elephant shirt in a photoshopped photo by Howard Stern, the wonky eyed color blind dinosaur who can't see past those two nose jobs, on World Elephant Day where Beth is an awesome elephant model with the enormous wide flabby hips, huge wide ass and elephant thighs with the image skewed to reduce Beth's giant football head in the photo.

It looks like Ben Affleck is having the same problems as Howard Stern with the pot belly and woman's breasts aside from the flab and sag. They have more in common than you think, both rumored to have a hair system with weaved transplants and a nose job and chin implant. Poor ol' Ben, sham marriages and real divorces are a bitch.





Speaking of which, which rocker is rumored to be heading for his own break up following 31 days of post production? Only rumors and gossip, but we wonder why he sold his house in CA a few years ago and already split the dough with the wife. Gee whiz, we hope this guy doesn't have to face divorce court but someone said a Scout was seen following him around LA before he embarked on his European concert tour with the wife in tow.

Happy #ThrowbackThursday Beth Fans

Remember when Howard was insanely jealous of the radio host Bubba the Love Sponge because he married that hot Heather Clem? She posed for a sexy calendar promoting dog adoptions in 2008 with Stern scrambling to oust Bubba off his satellite radio channels and getting rid of that Heather, who was never shy about her perfect proportions unlike Miss Photoshop Beth O'Old.