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| 8/1/15 Beth's stupid annual cover of Social Life Magazine and her launch party held by Howard Stern for the publishers, called the Publishers Dinner to thank them for letting him stage a coup of the magazine each year and everyone has to pretend Beth is a model. |
Beth and Howard are simply showing up with a ton of Beth's issues of Social Life magazine with her flabby thighs and huge butt on the cover...the party is sponsored by a perfume company to launch their perfume not launch Beth's stupid issue of the magazine...oh yeah, the "esteemed publication" that's free to anyone that will take it before it's dumped in the trash.
This blogger already reported on the annual loser Social Life magazine cover and layout that Howard Stern purchases for his aged menopausal pariah [ref: BFP August 2015, Idiot Publishing]. This year, Howard's team makes sure his goofy amateur photos are uploaded to the Internet on the NY Daily News website so everyone will see his airbrushed aged wife in a bikini in a magazine he pays for and is provided free at real estate offices, laundromats, and pet food stores in the Hamptons.
Howard Stern thinks of his wife as a model, I know, pretty hilarious, when she is a fug with way too much bandwidth that he has to try and reduce in every airbrushed blurry iPhone photo he takes of his aged nobody that is still sitting on a shelf in the Hamptons with no takers, no buyers, only people running from the Sterns who are both delusional and boring, which is an odd mixture. But yes, they are caught up in a deep fantasy that they are both famous and that Howard married a model, okay, a plus size model from MagicSilk online catalogs, wow, stop the presses with Howard being a boring satellite talk radio host broadcasting to thousands of empty unsold new cars across the U.S with the radios turned off.
Howard Stern has been recycling his shitty airbrushed photos of Beth for that loser free magazine "Social Life" since 2010. Beth was a plus size fug model working in a kick line at the Beef, Buns and BJs Revue in Pittsburgh before seeking fame and fortune in New York.
Are you famous yet, honey? Oh, yes, Pittsburgh famous! I hope Social Life magazine knows it will have to stage its own death because they will never be free from the boring aged Sterns and their never-ending selfie promotion. Just whoever told Beth she had a bikini body? A group home of deranged cross dressers with body dysmorphia? I guess I answered by own question....oh, you want to see a bikini model? Here Beth...eat your heart out dearie.
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Heidi Klum
Sports Illustrated Swimwear Photoshoot 2014
It's a weird kind of famous. Certain 'rich' people think that everyone knows them because they have money. In reality, it's more like this group of jerks in an echo chamber with the same 20 jerks knowing who the other jerks are. Kind of like people who send out an annual family update to jerks in their circle. 'Cindy did this! Layne did that! We're all doing great!'. Barff. Hairward must be miserable because his whole thing is about laying low and going to bed early. But Beth O'Trotsky needs to be seen clomping about town and STILL needs Howie there to remind people who she is. Maybe it really is nonstop work. He'll never get to retire. Should've just paid off wife number one, worked a couple more years, and toured the glory holes of NYC till he died happy. I'm tired, DBM. Cheers.
ReplyDeleteHoward just needs to buy Beth her own magazine and call it "BO" or "BS." Then Beth's conceited freak face can be on every cover and she can crash events every month, carting around the cover on an easel, and call it her cover party.
ReplyDeleteI approve. In fact, it's the one Stern investment I would make.
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