Hollywood or Bust

Howard and Beth Stern raced to Hollywood on the Batcycle to become famous as they got the big invite to the West Coast wedding of Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston in the guise of a birthday party for Justin [that same tired bit the Anistons beat to death]. Among the bunch of D-Listers who showed up were Chelsea Lately [fired from the E Channel and dumped onto the pay service Netflix], Courtney Cox [with her millionth canceled TV show], Whitney Cummings [the tranny lovin' paid friend of Beth O] and of course the super scientologist pledge Emily Blunt [dated Tom Cruise] who everyone has to keep looking up on the Internet to see who she is. 

Readers of this blog already knew Jennifer Aniston and her long time boyfriend were married in a private ceremony back East. What was delayed was Jennifer's media wedding and reception to be splashed across the Internet and in the tabloid press. [ref: BFP December 2014 Rose-Colored Glasses and BFP July 2015 Weekend Gossip]

Pictured right, are the Anistons in NY in 2013 when they were reportedly planning their East Coast nuptials with Justin's mommy in tow, the gray haired woman in the photo. Jenny's mom, Nancy Dow [Aniston] was the uninvited pariah since she wrote a book about her relationship with Jen in 1999, absolving herself from all blame and saying Jen was at fault. Nobody bothered reading her book titled "From Mother and Daughter to Friends: A Memoir" so we really don't know what the rift was and don't care because it's all about Jen and what everyone can do to make her a star.

Theroux is actually married
to that hat and has to protect
his hair transplants and
black spray hair dye from
environmental hazards.

Everyone knew that once Theroux properly kissed the ass of Miss Jennifer Aniston, that this match was made in [scientology?] heaven, especially with his ties with Hollywood, being friends with Ben Stiller, etc., he will supposedly keep Aniston's big head on the big screen and hopefully eventually get her the Oscar she craves, yet we think that is a fantasy Justin perpetuates since the aged star continues to bore audiences on the big and small screens no matter how many appearances she does on the Ellen DeGeneres Show, I mean, come on, keep playing both sides of the fence you two, maybe both of you will get your Oscars one day. 

Justin loves to party with Orlando Bloom, Mr. Bi....coastal.

Mr. Hair System hides those growing hair transplants from the sun and surf while pretending to be in love with the menopausal pudge Aniston heading for a deal with a surrogate unless Justin is okay with not having any retirement trust fund babies to rely upon in his old age. Mr. Steroid had better ask his doctor if a little steroid baby is in their future with a sculpted chest and six pack and tiny legs. Was the groom prettier than the bride? Howard Stern said "yes".

Tons of fake tanner and makeup with the
black curly weaved hair dye made Howard Stern
the center of attention at the D Lister West Coast
wedding of Aniston with her scientology major or
minor hubby, we are not sure.

As was already stated on this blog site, Jen thought her big year would be 2015 and her big staged media wedding was to take place much earlier this year with the actual private wedding in the East was in December 2014. But the Oscar nominating committee snubbed Jen's performance in the film "Cake" and she was a dismal failure having to rely on her working actor and screenwriter hubby to keep her name in the press what with the never-ending publicity stunts and press releases going back and forth wondering if they were married or not, as if it matters. So, now Jen finally has her moment but all she got to attend the wedding were D Listers that were in LA or No-Listers having to work all summer to support their non-earning family members with real celebs on vacation in Europe all summer. I mean, if I saw Howard and Beth racing into my house for my wedding I would uncover that swimming pool, dive in and shut the cover. When you see the Sterns charging in, your career has taken a giant detour into nothing and your next step is making a hole in the ocean.

Photo source: TMZ

Blown up fuzzy photo [left] from TMZ of Beth O in the car with Howard being escorted [ha] into the Aniston wedding, my gosh, Zombie Beth? Who was back home posting all those phony kitty photos on Instagram for Beth? All the photos are fucked up, like the calico cat named Lizzy that Beth said she was picking up from Pittsburgh and taking it home to Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. Then, Mommy O was documenting her own dumping ceremony of the same cat in Pittsburgh. 

Lizzy the Calico at Stalag Judy O.

Follow the bouncing felines as Beth was in Pittsburgh over the weekend of July 25 to pick up Lizzy while attending some phony High School reunion so she can brag that she is now famous. Beth loves documenting all this stuff on her staged Instagram site filled with gibberish in between boob and crotch shots of Beth's aged body nobody bought but Howard Stern. Beth photographed the cat at her mom's house on July 27 and said she was taking the cat home with her, but it never happened. Mommy O was photographed dumping the cat onto a family in Pittsburgh on August 5. Of course Beth has no clue what Instagram means, and she just doles out the photos whenever she pleases with the dates they are posted not matching when the events occurred. The Sterns crave fame and the spotlight and are desperate for fans and followers who aren't paid shills yet they get mad when anyone attempts to track their actual public activities and calls them out and exposes their bullshit spin and faked storylines. The only thing Beth fosters is her daily gallon of Clooney vino in the wine cellar.

Photo posted on Beth's Instagram August 5, of Judy O dumping 
Lizzy the Calico cat onto some family in Pittsburgh.

Follow the bouncing Ziggies

Beth has Ziggy on the brain with Ziggy Stardust the black cat and plain ol' Ziggy the white cat with Robin Quivers returning it to Stalag Beth while Bethie was a superstar in LA at the Aniston media wedding on August 5.

So, okay, what desperate dweebs would fly out to LA just to attend that bogus Aniston wedding? Only Howard Stern and his fucked up wife. Howard's gotta spend the last of his expense account from the NBC show "America's Got Talent" (AGT) so he raced to LA at yet another chance at fame by begging NBC and Simon Cowell to rethink their decision of dumping him and returning the show to LA. Well, maybe they can find another spot for Howard on television like doing infomercials for Botox. 

Howard kisses Aniston's ass because of her pull with NBC when she got them to rehire her fired actor father from "Days Of Our Lives". Gossip sites say she is a major pot head. Howard has a major pot belly and a growing fathead and swelling from fillers/botox/medical marijuana, right? Wrong? Gossip schmossip.

Where is Heidi this week? At the loser Aniston/Theroux West Coast wedding? Nope, she posted a photo of herself on Instagram in the Mediterranean ocean as she vacations with her billionaire boy toy boyfriend while her big show "Project Runway" premiered Thursday night on Lifetime.