It seems Howard Stern might be bold enough to try for another solo calendar for his aged pariah as he feels the calendars featuring Beth posing with animals is cutting off Beth's major fan base of 65+ sexually confused troglodytes living in underground group homes with the TV show "Leave It To Beaver" on a constant loop.
Howard paid for a few calendars featuring his 33+ year old wide body bizarre fug wife and they were embarrassing failures with Howard's radio show staff forced to fawn over the faux model who was too ugly for mainstream magazines like Sports Illustrated, and was stuck with the defunct US Edition of FHM and local Hamptons magazines available at various shops, road kill restaurants and smorgasbords.
We have all seen ad nauseam Beth's stupid airbrushed photos from the August 2015 issue of Social Life magazine and Beth keeps posting them on her media sites as if anyone cares as she tries to force compliments from her paid stooge followers while her own Facebook fan site boasts a whopping 563 "likes" which is hardly a fan base that will get Beth anything but an appearance at Costco.
Howard could no longer afford a professional photographer for his aged pariah and started his big iPhone basement studio with the phony photoshopping software on his PC.
Bad Seed Beth has been badgering Howard for another solo bikini calendar, but to continue with that Bianca's Furry Friends Foundation smokescreen a solo calendar probably won't work and a "bikinis and kittens" calendar might be on the horizon as Beth used that phrase on her Instagram site recently. So stand by Stern staffers and you Hollywood suckers who have yet to change your email addresses, as Howard has thousands of unpublished photos of Beth that are ready to photoshop some cats into them and package them into another awful calendar for charity. Heaven forbid Howard donate cash to any charity. Yes, Howard somehow thinks his shitty calendars should be considered donations since he donates all that toner for his printer with Beth's assistant married to a stapler for eight weeks getting those pages stapled and ready for mailing with Beth screaming there is a xmas deadline to meet.
Howard could no longer afford a professional photographer for his aged pariah and started his big iPhone basement studio with the phony photoshopping software on his PC.
Bad Seed Beth has been badgering Howard for another solo bikini calendar, but to continue with that Bianca's Furry Friends Foundation smokescreen a solo calendar probably won't work and a "bikinis and kittens" calendar might be on the horizon as Beth used that phrase on her Instagram site recently. So stand by Stern staffers and you Hollywood suckers who have yet to change your email addresses, as Howard has thousands of unpublished photos of Beth that are ready to photoshop some cats into them and package them into another awful calendar for charity. Heaven forbid Howard donate cash to any charity. Yes, Howard somehow thinks his shitty calendars should be considered donations since he donates all that toner for his printer with Beth's assistant married to a stapler for eight weeks getting those pages stapled and ready for mailing with Beth screaming there is a xmas deadline to meet.
Leave it to Howard Stern to find more photos to copy from as he fights to be creative in his iPhone photos he takes of his bad seed. This time, a demon in a storm fantasy was his inspiration for the scary photo of Beth from the August 2015 issue of Social Pariah, I mean, Social Life magazine.
YOUR DISCOVERY OF BETH HAVING HAD A 6th TOE REMOVED HAS SENT ME OVER THE EDGE. Only in the deranged minds of Howard and Beth Stern could someone with as many malformations as Beth be considered a "model."
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