The Liening Tower of Howard Stern

As Gossip Extra is reporting on a third lien against Howard Stern's overpriced Florida Fortress he purchased in Palm Beach, Howard Stern is having problems keeping all oars in the water, all balls in the air, all feet on the ground, as he is juggling a falling fortress in Florida and a badgering banshee wifey Bethie, who is screaming for her giant closet [cough cough; what about her cosmetic surgery center, kitten processing center and selfie studio?] to be finished while Howard has to placate his three darling daughters who all want raises in their Hush Funds, I mean, Trust Funds.

Poor old man Stern, crashing and burning the ratings for NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) proving he is a failure in front of TV cameras as this blogger has said repeatedly, that he has no clue about the medium called television. Stern said on his rarely live satellite radio show this week, that he finally woke up and noticed that AGT is heavily edited. Aside from having to photograph Stern in the dark with massive CGI technology to try and make the 65 year old radio dinosaur look his reported age of 61, Howard is keeping a team of makeup artists and experts from Industrial Light and Magic employed around the clock before the show is ready for airing on television with Stern's embarrassingly unfunny shtick having to constantly be edited out. They just film the old fart, hoping to placate the jerk and fixing everything in post production. Howard is costing NBC a ton of dough with no return on their investment. 

Backseat Bethie was the queen of
the taxi cabs in 2010 when she did
an ad for the Bing search
engine that aired inside taxi cabs.
Old habits hard to break, right
Beth? Don't you have frequent
flyer miles in the back seats
of cabs all over PA and NY? 

Same with satellite radio, Howard brought nothing to the medium. After the Stern hiring debacle, the satellite companies were tanking and to survive had to merge, that's how everyone got stuck with SiriusXM with almost 0.0 existing XM subscribers paying an additional subscription rate to listen to the Stern show. So onto the next bit, and the deal with car companies and installing satellite radio into every new car in the US, that was what saved satellite radio, not a dinosaur DJ. SiriusXM is now the dumping ground for everyone who wants a channel, aside from the sports channels, there are a bunch of music channels and limited run channels for stars on their way down and are moldy lumps of cheese sitting on a shelf, like Madonna and Billy Joel.

Howard Stern was boring the hell out of another celebrity guest and this week everyone ignored the Jake Gyllenhaal interview on the Stern satellite radio show. So, did Stern bring up the super famous Taylor Swift and all the songs she wrote about Jake about them never getting back together? Didn't she dump his old ass in 2011? Howard and Beth are jelly of Taylor, and got kicked out of a Knicks Game due to embarrassment when Taylor and her gang took over the front row seats which sent the Sterns leaving with their tails between their sagging legs. 

The Sterns on the left looking like the fug parents of all those kids to the right, those celebs that were at the Knicks game in NY last year, with the Sterns snubbed. Taylor was interviewed by the Knicks reporter Jill Martin, with cheerleaders dancing to Taylor's tunes which sent the Sterns back to their cave.

Happy #ThrowbackThursday

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All those empty seats next to Beth were due to Taylor Swift and her celebrity friends being interviewed on camera by the Knicks reporter Jill Martin. The Stern's left shortly after this photo was taken since they were ignored pariahs.