Shell Game

The bandages came off and Howard Stern revealed his freshly laser peeled skin that makes his face look like a 68 year old baby's butt with his cancer-stricken looking wifey turning her big fake age of 43 [COUGH COUGH...try 46 honey-lamb] as they posed for a selfie on Wednesday, July 15, Big Bertha's Birthday.

Poor kitty who was very ill
was forced to wear a  Happy
Birthday MOMMY hat on Beth's
birthday to satisfy the barren pariah's
need to be a mother instead
of just a prison warden at
Stalag Beth for photo prop cats.

The sick-in-the-head Bethie of course had to post a photo of her poor sick and almost dying foster cat in a vet hospital forced to wear a stupid birthday hat, I mean, the woman's ego knows no bounds. She believes that those feral kittens are her kids and they have to love their demented "mommy", it is quite a sickening display. No wonder Howard and Beth are social pariahs within their little world of selfie fame dwindling to nothing, having to rely on kitty cats for a reason to post anything on their stupid media sites since they do nothing, are famous for nothing, with Howard Stern's satellite radio show as exciting as moldy bread.

And what about the Florida shell house, the house the Sterns refuse to enter, with Beth only taking selfies outdoors and one time with her paid worshipper Whitney Cummings. Why won't Beth enter the Florida Fortress? She issued a fake press release that she was going to foster kittens there, when it was all a lie, she is set up in the Hamptons with her feral prison camp and no troop movements have yet been ordered by Ilsa The She-Wolf [ref: BFP May 24, 2015 Beth's Fan Page].

Howard Stern, the closet-obsessed DJ, bought the Florida Fortress around the same time Beth announced her personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, was going to work on a capital fundraising project for a building extension at the North Shore Animal League to house a bunch of cats. Wait, not funded by Beth or Howard, but funded with public donations. You know, Howard Stern, who takes his cash and buys real estate; ha, try and keep up with his shell game.

Is this Howard A. Stern? Time line is right since he was only renting in the Hamptons after having to sell his home in divorce #1. He rented a Hamptons hideaway and purchased property in May 2005 to build his own home in Southampton.

Howard ordered a huge closet remodel for his rarely vertical pseudo model, the Bride of Frankenstein, Brunhilda, Frau Beth, which was really a renovation of the master suite since god knows what the big plan is, most likely, it's to create a huge studio with lights and cameras with the action coming from Beth with her lazy ass rolling around on the floor of her closets for selfies and breaking a few kitten bones along the way. The cost was reported at $500,000 just for the closet, with Stern stiffing the little people for about $30,000. I guess Stern gave himself a discount on the work and forgot to tell the working stooges that since the Princess's closet was not finished in time to foster kitties, they deserve a penalty, right? I mean, how many fake press releases will Beth's team publish? She stated she was fostering cats in Florida when all she did was a day trip to Florida stuffing kittens into a pet carrier and hauling them back to Stalag Beth in the Hamptons [ref: BFP May 31, 2015 Beth Stern Cat Snatcher].

Happy Birthday, Bethie.

Your stooge husband owes $30,000 on your selfie closet.

Happy #ThrowbackThursday

Remember when Howard tried to launch his girlfriend as a model at 33 years old? How hilarious was that? Thirty-three is when real models retire and work on their second career marketing their own clothing line or being a judge on a show like Project Runway, oh, you know, starting a family with human babies and maybe marrying a man who doesn't spend all of his time in closets.