Emmy Awards Snub Stern Again

What a good shot of Helen Stern waiting for
her limo outta Stalag Beth in the Hamptons.

Howard Stern is once again passed over for an Emmy award nomination as a pseudo judge on "America's Got Talent" (AGT) and the show was snubbed too. The Emmy's seem to ignore summer filler shows that are bumped off the air whenever something happens, like a sporting event or some old lady falls off her chair and it makes national news. 

Well, what about co-judge Heidi on AGT? Well, even Heidi couldn't save AGT from the Stern curse of killing shows. She has other shows, real shows, that are on during the Fall season, yes, her big Emmy nomination once again was for "Project Runway". Will she take home her second Emmy for this hit show? We have to watch what happens. We know the Sterns won't be watching, jealous much? What about these hashtags, baby? Beth contacted the hashtag police to arrest Heidi. Oh, they're real honey, not made up hashtags for a loser wannabee model whose ass has bottomed out and she has to cover up and hide her deformed body with a sweater blanket in the middle of the summer.

Where is Howard Stern's #Emmys ??? Nowhere, he wasn't nominated.

Howard doesn't care about no nominations! He is busy busy busy pouring white-out on all his photos of his aged hagatha he is stuck with that he was forced to marry since she kept threatening him with that one word that sends him to the edge of a cliff, "baby". I know, I know, Howard only married her to double his wardrobe and not get arrested feeling up all the fabrics at Fredericks of Hollywood and masturbating in the dressing room...oh, Beth is so hot, he has to pleasure himself all the time waiting for the golddigger to come home from the local bars where she escorts waiters to the bathroom for a nice chat about how Howard can make them famous. You would think their basement wine cellar and tasting room would keep the bitchface home, nope, tasting is for Howard's special guests when the wifey is killing time with one of her carpet pets. 

The Grinch Faced Model was thrilled to be in front of Howard's iPhone camera once again that produces white-out blurry photos perfect for aged hags who think they are a child bride married to an old sugar daddy with wallets filled with salt, cash poor you know, gotta badger the public for some dough so that Beth can skim some off the top to collect a salary as a tireless bikini clad selfie fundraiser. 

Princess Fatty has to wear a huge sweater blanket in the summer to keep the neighbors from taking candid photos of her fat ass and selling them to the tabloids.

A photo by Howard Stern? Gosh, who
knew Howard got his photography
training from The Joker, the
white-out blurry photo with two
dots for eyes and a slash mouth.

Since Howard refuses to spend a dime on the dolt and no longer hires a professional photographer to white out Beth, he has to take all the photos himself. Beth always looks like a ghost with pancake makeup and beady black eyes revealing that the inside of her football head is a black abyss of nothing. Right, she really is empty-headed and trolls her beach house stashing condoms all over the place just in case they want a porno party and Howard can gay it up and pretend it was all the house guests fault that they wanted to do shots off his ass.

Good luck to Heidi. She is younger than Beth and is everything Beth wanted and couldn't get. Hey, Beth, go and pick some wild strawberries to go with those covered up cottage cheese thighs. I hear you are back on the lockdown diet.

No more quotes from Winnie-the-Pooh, Bethie?

 All your shills on Instagram know you love the Pooh Bear. And what about those 500 likes you finally got on your Beth Stern Fan Page Facebook site? Took you two years to get them, having problems? Maybe HGTV would like to know that you have 500 fans and might want to sign you up again for that show Barren Mom Caves? Good luck, wishing you all the best in your weight loss efforts so you and Howard can wear the same size white scientology yachting pants.