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Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Jam Session

Beth posted this photo on IG of
Howard in his Victoria's Secret
jammies waiting to see himself on AGT.
Howard Stern was posed in front of his TV set that is bolted to the wall at the cosmetic injections suite at Stalag Beth, with Beth feeding him jello spiked with a legal medical substance to sedate him while he was in his jammies ready to watch himself on "America's Got Talent" (AGT) and flood the social media sites with paid Stern promoters who talk trash about Heidi Klum and support old fart Stern as the number one judge on that awesome faked talent show with Stern headed for the shredder [according to rumors] next year. 

The Stern spin you know is that NBC will shut down production because Howard Stern quit after tanking rantings for four seasons in a row, wow thanks Howard, couldn't you have left sooner? Hey, we don't know, since the producers have had it and need a change for next year or just give up the ghost. Poor Bethie, how will Howard get the Princess Pariah on TV and hog red carpets? The power of Howard Stern had better think up something, and fast, she is sick of those shitty D List Hamptons events she crashes with Howard waiting outside in his get-a-way limo while Beth photo bombs the party, grabs some freebies and runs out and jumps head first into the waiting limo with the motor running.

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No surprise to anyone that Howard announced on his satellite radio show that he raced to see Neil Patrick Harris on Broadway last year in his Tony awarding winning performance in drag which led to Howard asking his latest crush to be on AGT as a guest judge. Howard saw the sexy Neil in the starring role of "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" multiple times on Broadway having multiple big O's and I don't mean Beth O's. Love how Neil is so nice to the aged haggy queens, but hey he needs the work and the exposure since the rumors won't stop that he is heading for a divorce from his longtime significant other.

Howard constantly bugs Neil and finally got him on AGT.



The Biggest Loser Bradley [losing out on a
Tony and an Oscar] was seen at Wimbledon
on July 12 with Francois-Henri Pinault.
What happened to poor Bradley Cooper? Howard dumped his ass since he lost out on a Tony Award this year for "The Elephant Man". Howard had Bradly on his satellite radio show and made fun of his performance, made fun of disabled persons and the horribly deformed true life character of the Elephant Man. Bradley did a bit for the Stern show in the character of the Elephant Man that resulted in producers shutting down the stage play in record time, with Bradley losing out on a Tony Award this year. The Elephant Man is not a gay character, so he was out, Hedwig was in but Neil is out, okay, enough of that, move on. Well, what about Beth? Oh, she's making fun of another feral cat that somehow survives outdoors at Stalag Beth and somehow escapes the clutches of Ilsa The She Wolf and sneaks in for some scraps of leftover turkey balls from the kitchens at Stalag Beth where the cat somehow makes it through the maze of barbed wire and lives somewhere in the bushes trying to avoid being eaten by the hounds of hell that surround the prison camp for feral photo prop cats.



If you can't take the BFP, get off this site. It's heating up for the summer, lot's more to report as we watch the implosion and deflating of Beth's football head that is circling the kitten bowl and going down the drain. 
















Happy Birthday Bethie, and turning your big fake age of 43 years old today. I hope you enjoy your Croco Birkin Bag and Howard's phony baloney paintings of flowers from his garden of good and evil.







4 comments:

  1. Hey Buddy. This story just out. Beth's Palm Beach home slapped with lien for filing to pay plaster company for their work! Times are tough....

    http://www.gossipextra.com/2015/07/15/howard-stern-lien-contractor-palm-beach-house-5036/

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  2. Not sure if the link went through but here it is again just in case. Great story! Have fun! Looking forward to reading your narrative. Your friend and Florida reader, Southernpro

    http://www.gossipextra.com/2015/07/15/howard-stern-lien-contractor-palm-beach-house-5036/

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  3. Most people have a blind spot when it comes to seeing their own character flaws, it's a bit different with Beth Ho. Her blind spot takes up her entire field of view, due in no small part to her built-in wonk coupled with the Botox induced perma squint. The King of All Self Delusion wants his fans to believe that he went on a 'mad tear' after his 1st divorce. 'Wife' #2 was the supposed prize of this 'mad tear'. King satellite used to say that he never had luck with chics when he was an adolescent, after Whorsey said that she cheated on all her boyfriends, Howard Spurned suddenly 'remembered' that he banged most of the chic's at Jewish camp and almost got fired from earlier radio jobs for banging all his female coworkers. Wow. I bet these two still don't have any trouble looking each other in the eye. On the rare occasion these two meet anyway, to discuss their personal service contract. Cheers DBM.

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  4. hi bethman. maybe you have already seen it but i wanted to tell you gossip extra is running a story about howards palm beach plastering contractor slapping a lien on his mansion for non payment. maybe the contractor is not a fan of the show.

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