What? No dead Joan Rivers? The aged hagatha Melissa Rivers is looking close to 57 years old with that grinch facelift and smokers' lines all over that face as she is still ironing the frizz out of that wig and parading around with her book about her dead mother who is already forgotten, the smart mouthed Joan Rivers with that daughter famous for nothing. 
Missy had the nerve to not only keep plugging that book in Los Angeles on June 30 at the Grammy Museum, but showed off a bunch of fat gowns her mother wore on stage, yes, they are 4 feet wide and 4 feet tall scrunched in a glass case, much like Beth Stern has her crappy wedding dress in a glass case that she got for free from the design label Marchessa, because it was pieced together leftovers from reject fabrics thrown in the garbage.
Much like the aged haggard rarely vertical Beth O'Old whose schtick should be thrown in the garbage what with the outstretched arms in every single selfie as her purpose is rolling around on the floor onto kittens that suddenly have tiny fractures in their legs after spending a few torturous weeks with Beth as she buries the dead kittens that don't make it out of Stalag Beth, with Beth spouting nonsense that they have been sent back to the vet or back to NSAL and the names are jumbled up and long forgotten by the pseudo fans that follow her on Instagram, the morons with the kiddie poems and Beth quoting Winnie-the-Pooh, I mean, where are the men in the white coats? On a permanent retainer with Howard Stern to keep Beth 50 feet away from him unless he has a bodyguard, right?
Ben Affleck is tasting some of what Stern went through with wife #1 and is finally agreeing to pay off his wife Jennifer Garner after much gossip that he can't stop being allegedly homosexual. Press reports state that he is finally agreeing to a divorce after putting up with marriage for many years to stop the gay rumors about him and Matt Damon. Gossipers alleged that he loves trannies, loves threesomes with a "pro" along with Matt Damon and they loved watching each other with hookers [male and female].
The sickening saintly Jennifer Garner is scoring in all this and it will be sizable, with Affleck having to work for years to come to make up all the dough he is shelling out to Garner, no tell-all book for her, gotta take care of those lab kids, whatever, but he might end up back on the Stern show and Howard can wear his Angelica Huston wig and Ben can feel right at home trying to revive his career and revive whatever that thing is that lives on the top of his head. Affleck is doing the Stern gimmick in his divorce. He's getting a mediator claiming the messy divorce is really amicable. Such is the declaration of all men who are furious having to give up three quarters of their fortune to the wife and kids.
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