Grease Paint and Monkey Brains

Rob Zombie is on tour throughout the U.S. since wrapping up his latest upcoming thrill fest "31" which is expected to hit theaters next year and he will be headed to Europe once again to thrill audiences with his "Beth" in tow following him around lest the Superbeast break free of his chains and risk losing half his wealth to the nicotine addicted groupie he married about 13 years ago, oh, made it past that 10 year mark, didn't ya' babe? We love Sheri Buttinsky in just about all of Rob's music videos. We can see why he loves her soooo much....and ditches his wedding ring when she isn't with him.

Cher said years ago that she
purchases all of her gorgeous
wigs from an exclusive designer
 in England. Years ago it
was rumored that Robin Quivers'  trips
to England were in fact, wig hunts for
her and Howard Stern.

Cher is all depressed since her recent concert tour was a huge bomb with bad costumes [Bob Mackie refused to design her costumes claiming he had other work commitments], with weight gain and slow ticket sales, Cher took a big sick leave break only to re-emerge a thinner yet sadder girl. The National Enquirer claims she is ready to meet Sonny Bono, her first husband who died suddenly when he tried to ski through a giant tree thinking the tree should have gotten out of his way, and we see who won that battle. Sonny is now singing with the angels and Cher wants to join him to smack him in the head and get revenge for having to constantly sue him to get back half her fortune in their divorce since Sonny claimed to own the performer "Cher" having created her, her image, and a bunch of her hit songs, so there was no 50/50 split, Cher owed Sonny a lot of money in the divorce battle. Cher will continue to try and collect what was rightfully her own money if it takes her throughout eternity to get her dough. She had bad representation in the early days of her stellar career and Sonny ran over her like a mack truck and bullied her into retreat.

As Beth Fans know, Bethie was thrilled her stooge husband paid for a full page ad in Hamptons Magazine for fug factory cushions, providing the company made a donation to the Beth Fund. Beth was shilling for the company "Cushion Source" at that event she attended last week to benefit the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) and Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) held at Prime Restaurant, where they serve burnt up cows with cabbage and a tub of potato salad on the side. So now you know how Beth maintains her bizarre figure. Got giant ugly cushions, anyone? Anyone? Beth displayed her big ad with the factory cushions at Prime Restaurant to hold all those big butts chowing down on beef and beer on July 8, the "Gold Coast Affair" to benefit Beth's shell foundation BFF to benefit NSAL [somehow, nobody knows what the hell that foundation is for].

Nice to see that Frau Beth could foster
a kitty refugee from the Manson Family
with the surgical scar between
the eyes due to vets trying to erase the
tell-tale X mark.

Beth is back thinking up insulting names for her abandoned homeless foster cats [photo left] while digging up her dead bulldog Bianca to garner sympathy from all of her shill followers on her media sites. Beth just had to post another giant selfie in a giant fat dress from around 2008 to publicize her upcoming wedding(s) to Howard Stern. Beth stated in an old issue of Hamptons Magazine that she was going to have two weddings, one ceremony in the Hamptons for her white trash family only, with the "media" wedding in New York consisting primarily of aged fossils over 70 years old like Barbara Walters. The media wedding was officiated by a the former male stripper from Florida, Kelly Ripa's husband Mark Consuelos. Oh yeah, a barely legal ceremony.

  

Oh my gosh, Beth is circling the rabbit hole.