Fireworks

So, what did the Sterns do over the July 4th weekend besides attacking and trolling this blogger? Oh, it seems they were the usual avoided pariahs as we have read that Billy Joel got married again and kept it a giant secret from the Buttinskys and surprised his invited guests at his annual July 4th party. We'll see if the Sterns can come up with any minuscule photos of themselves crashing the wedding and have them printed in the local Hamptons magazines squished in group shots all on one page.

Joel is 66 and his blushing bride looks 43.

Joel's girlfriend finally found some test tubes willing to produce another daughter for the formerly inebriated singer as he now tries to not drive and meet anymore tree trunks in the Hamptons. I wonder if he met up with the other person banned from driving at one of those smashed tree trunks? You know, the famous for nothing but bagging an old shriveled up fruit, Beth O'Loser?

Poor Beth, back at ground zero since it has been an impossible mission to make Beth a star and the IM Force have given up. No one can make a lump of nothing into something, Beth is a thing alright, a creature from the the wrong side of the tracks, scrounging around as a pudgy fug face since birth, with her bucked toothed teacher mom turned real estate agent since helping her pudgy pariah cheat her way through special ed, and her dental dam daddy struggling to keep his three kids from procreating and producing an "it". Well, it was a hopeless cause, one that should have been ditched long ago.

Miss Psycho thinks that posing
with rodents means she's a real model
and a famous celebrity.
Hey, honey, you married a shock jock
what don't you get? Normal girls would
have smacked him in the head and
sued him in divorce court by now.
What a moron.

Beth, back to nothing after marrying Howard Stern, and just what did Beth expect to happen? He was a radio DJ, a local wigged pudgy dullard who used to read from tabloids and goof on celebs. He yacked away with his token employee, not just a black person, a black woman. Yes, the racist and chauvinistic Howard from the era of women working at home with young Howard watching "My Little Margie" with mommy everyday, then being pushed out into the big world of school only to come home everyday crying that everyone at school was mean to him. Same with Bethie, if anyone tells her the truth, they sound like insults, and she cries and cries while the family told her that everyone was jealous of her! Then the pudgy pariah can get her tub of ice cream and sit with the principal of the school and console her saying that yes, everyone is jealous of her. So jealous, that when she grew up and out, she was a falling down drunk for her High School prom and got banned from attending. Now you see the roots of the rarely vertical pariah who latched onto a loud mouthed DJ on the radio badgering everyone for work on TV only to come full circle, and supposedly Simon Cowell will once again get Stern's blank stare and vacant empty head off television since everyone is saying that Cowell is still stewing over the alleged Sony email that Howard leaked to the press about Simon wanting to kick out Stern and take over as judge on "America's Got Talent" for Season 10 of the show.

Oh, but what about real models and actual pretty women? The New York Daily News did an article on July 5 of superstar Heidi Klum, 

So, Heidi has her own line of lingerie while Beth is doing fugly factory cushion ads? Wow, the power of Howard Stern. You get your aged menopausal face erased in an amateur photo with a giant wig glued to your head posing with a fucking fug cushion. Ha, ha, ha, Beth looks like she is modeling the pee-proof cushions in a veterinarian's waiting room.

Hey, Beth, did you forget you are building a giant second floor at the North Shore Animal League with your giant name on it, with you and Howard donating zero to the project yet you want your name on it? You know, all funded by public donations yet you take credit for it? Does Beth understand the term "next Spring"? She says it every year.