Did Howard cancel the war?

I forgot that two years ago, the King of All Bullshit press released that a bunch of people on the Internet are mean to him, and to his wife and children. Children? It can't be Bethie's kids he was referring to since that barren pariah has failed to produce any viable heir to the Stern throne. Whatever was produced are all sitting in jars in the fridge. Oh, is he talking about the Trust Fund leeches? I think they were all over the age of 18 when this alleged cyber attack took place allegedly in 2013. So who joined Howard's army to stop the bullies? Have they all been discharged and sent home? We know that in 2012, Howard Stern finally badgered Simon Cowell into giving him a television job on "America's Got Talent" which Stern says he is quitting anyway, so, war over.

Howard's producer Gary was the team
leader of the troops [shown behind
the barricade]. They made some great
signs and posters but not much
else was accomplished in the fight
against Howard and his family
allegedly being bullied by the Internet.

Howard's army could only do so much because no one cares if the bully Howard Stern is bullied or his bitchy wife. Beth thinks because she married a bully she can bully her way onto television yelling and badgering the public to fund a building extension at the North Shore Animal League that never breaks ground and when it does, Beth will take all the credit and slap her name on the finished product. Howard got a few volunteers for his war against Internet bullies other than his paid radio show producer, Gary, but it was difficult getting recruits because Howard pays a minimum wage of zero to his soldiers. But they were trying to fight the fight against people bullying Howard, his fug wife and his leech daughters.

So what is bullying? Does it include this article from "The Dirty" about Howard's youngest kid that does nothing but bounce around to different colleges along the entire Eastern seaboard? How about shipping her out to sea? She looks like Jack Sparrow.

Simon canceled auditions for the
British X Factor until Wednesday.
Howard won't have to cancel anything
when his parents buy the farm
since his shitty radio show is
mostly pre-recorded or via ISDN line
and he has no ratings so it
hardly matters on a pay service
whether he does a new show or not.

Poor Simon Cowell lost his beloved mum on Monday and he trumps Howard with the dead mom story. Now when Howard does it, he will only pale in comparison and look like a copycat. We don't know if Stern's parents are still vertical but we hope for the best since they seem to be the only truth-tellers when they said Stern makes up stories, and that he was never bullied in school [at least not to the extent Stern has purported on his radio show]. I mean, who wouldn't bully that unfunny turbo nerdo in glasses who kept yelling during class time and storming to the front of the classroom to dance and perform his unfunny comic insults against his classmates? I mean, the teacher could only take so much before she kicked his ass and broke his glasses.

Well, I guess Stern is no longer at war with anybody and all of Beth's big TV shows have dried up and she's stuck in the underwear and kitties selfie vortex going in a circle, much like that same stale loop of kitten video the Hallmark Channel shows during the Super Bowl and will air this month as summer filler; a bunch of cats playing with cat toys on a video loop. Wow, Beth, the power of Howard Stern never ceases to amaze your paid Instagram followers from cat clubs across America who have no clue who you are.