Beth's Big Bottom Cushion Ad Hits a Nerve at Stalag Beth

Since this blogger was the first to break wind [ha] of Beth's big bottom cushion ad appearing in the current edition of Hamptons Magazine, I have been flooded with comments from Beth O's camp, some I printed, some I did not, that generally stated that I am jealous of Beth because Beth is rich.

Howard Stern is ferreting out shitty factory companies to print photos of his nobody wife to somehow prove she is a model, when Beth claims she is an animal activist yet does nothing for animals but take selfies and calls it charity work. Miss Desperate, stooping to shitty factory cushion ads shows the desperation of this woman to get her face in print with Hubby Howard, Mr. Kicked Off Free Radio and onto a pay service, has to pay to get these ads into Hamptons Magazine and has to pay to get her into print anywhere. Miss Beth Rich does nothing to pay for a building extension at the North Shore Animal League to house those kitten props she loves so much and uses and abuses them in her pathetic bid for selfie fame but badgers the public for donations which proves the Sterns are cash poor and bullshit wealthy.

No one is disputing, disagreeing, or arguing about the CONTENT of this blog, only that I am jealous because Beth is rich. So everyone must agree that Beth is a giant faker, a phony, a liar to the press and in her TV appearances, that she is an animal activist yet parades around with designer leather products.

The self-proclaimed animal activist and
animal advocate Beth is modeling
CLARA THE COW, with the
hide dyed a rich black
because Beth says she's rich. Fuck
those cows, they make horrible
selfie photo props, right Beth?!!!

Beth continues to lie to the press and in constant print articles all over the Internet, with Howard Stern repeating those same lies, about her big modeling career in Greece, Germany, England, France, Switzerland and South Africa yet not one photo has emerged of any modeling work Beth has done outside of New Jersey, oh, is New Jersey a part of Europe? Ha. Miss Rich, badgering the public for money to fund her dismal rise to fame. No one disputes that, they only say, hey, she's rich. 

Somehow that is an argument for me to do what? Stop this blog. Jealous much, Bethie? You maaaadddd?? Oh, I can't be jealous if I am rich too, right? Where's those keys to my Ferrari, James? I'm not afraid to drive. Are you afraid, Beth? Howard says you are afraid to drive, why? Felon, much? Underage drunk driving, much? Do tell, honey, I would love to know why you are terrified to drive, oh, it scares you, as you stated publicly and on record in your interview with AOL Build that is available online for anyone who can stand to hear your screeching voice for more than two seconds.

Will I just go away? Will I just disappear into the mist? Beth is rich!!! OMG, she is maaaadddddd at this blogger. I am jealous because Beth looks like Barry Manilow and I don't.

Oh, yes, little Bethie, the fattie in school. Didn't she get expelled from college and then lied to all her friends that she was called away to Europe to model when not one shred of evidence has appeared that the woman ever modeled anywhere outside New Jersey for catalogs for plus sized lingerie?

Photo posted on Beth's Stupidgram site of
Howard Stern with his thicket Harpo Marx
poodle wig sitting on the top of his
head with the moron tattoos proving
he's a stud among the rich leather set. Oh, cry for
the kitties and give Howard Stern money
to build a kitten camp at the North Shore
Animal League while he buys real estate
with your money, right Howard? Do tell.

Read this blog and weep in your genuine designer leather goods, Bethie, the ones dyed pretty colors, while you claim to be an animal activist. Miss Rich, having the NERVE to badger the public to fund a building extension at the North Shore Animal League, fund it yourself bitch, you're so rich, you cry over blind kitties, why aren't YOU funding a kitten camp at the North Shore Animal League? You're rich, right? Or, are you?

Howard Stern claims to have a bunch of condoms all over the house as Beth has said publicly on the Stern show. Why on earth does Mr. Inverted Penis need condoms? Oh, he is terrified of impregnating his menopausal moron he calls a wife.