Is Howard gone yet?

Howard Stern quit "America's Got Talent", right? Piers Morgan stole the show as a guest in 2014 and wants to push Stern off the table for good after guest hosting this season. NBC wonders why Stern is still here, I mean, he quit, bye bye. Stop tanking ratings for the fourth year in a row. Pretty hilarious that on Howard's Facebook, he only has about 1.6 million followers when I thought he bragged about having 25 million listeners on his pay service, that satellite corporate provider of a bunch of channels all overpriced and that can be found on YouTube or somewhere on the Net. The power of corporate sponsors, as Howard's stale satellite radio show is only an infomercial at this point, and they automatically get the corporate cloud computers plugged into Facebook to follow old man Stern on Facebook, as it is truly amazing the aged has-been can get anymore than about 500 followers to match his dullard wife Bethie on her "fan" Facebook site, how hilarious is that. Hey Beth, gotta get your hubby to plug you into those corporate advertisers on his radio show, the ones paying for Stern to do the constant product placement ads and live commercials reads along with fug Robin Quivers feeding him lines and openers so Stern can go into his payola advertisement scripts.

New judges? There are no "new" judges this season, only guest judges. They sure can't wait to get rid of that ratings killer Stern from the show.

So what is superstar Beth doing? Well, anyone who cared saw her hilarious big bottom cushion ad she did with Yoda the cat. Beth finally woke up and posted it on her Instagram site claiming the ad was for charity. Scattin' and skatin' around, right Beth? 112 Productions needs another work product or it's just a shell, dummy corporation, right?

Pretty funny Beth says this is a photo of YODA modeling a pet bed when all I see is a giant buttinsky monster woman in a blonde wig, front and center...where's Yoda? Oh, a blurry white thing blending into the white background taken with Howard's fucking iPhone. This is a photo of BETH modeling a pet bed. Some A-List shit there Stern.

No mention of Beth or Yoda on the photo, no mention of the North Shore Animal League (NSAL, or Animal League) on the photo, only in tiny print that the photo was taken by Howard Stern. So, Howard did the phony baloney ad and paid to get his wife in the fourth of July issue of Hamptons Magazine [no, Beth didn't plug the magazine, since it's obviously a Stern paid production since they ummm, live in the Hamptons], with the cushion company paying Beth. 

Circle Jerk Howard, that is what he is famous for. Beth is the NSAL paid spokesperson and she is constantly ferreting out public and corporate donations for NSAL and to fund a building extension at NSAL with her name slapped on it. Win-win for Beth, in her desperate need to be a real model and get real advertising contracts when it's just Howard doling out the dough and getting it back in donations to fund Beth's salary while Howard donates his big iPhone camera and smudging tools to erase Beth's aged features. Wow, Stern knows how to keep that dough in his pocket while pushing model Beth in our faces all the time.

This super model don't need no old fart closet queen playing sugar daddy to make her famous. No charity scams, no fake ads to pretend she is a real model. She's also a real spokesperson for real charities, as well as a TV judge for three shows, a TV host, clothing line executive, and guess what, she donates her time to UNICEF and the Red Cross, receiving awards for her charity work. Oh, and has human children instead of spending her day having her paid assistants toss cats at her body and calling it charity work.

May 2014, Heidi received the crystal cross award
from the American Red Cross for over
10 years of service with the organization.

2014, Heidi received the UNICEF Children's Champion award for her work with the "children first" campaign. Heidi also led the Walk for Kids fundraiser in 2011 on behalf of Children's Hospital in Los Angeles. 

In comparison, Beth tosses kittens around in her closets to show her public all her genuine leather designer shoes and handbags and she frequently passes out cold so her paid stooges and assistants throw some cats on her body and take a few photos to post on Instagram for her shill followers.

What were you modeling here, Beth? The effects of too much wine and soda?

Wait for it. Beth's next big ad will be for the Fug Plus Size Table Cloth Outlet. Oh, but I am sure they will make a nice donation to NSAL.

Got your summer picnic tablecloths yet? Let Beth help you choose a pattern. All proceeds go to the Animal League to pay Beth's salary.