Ooooh, Tony

The tony Tony Awards were held in New York Sunday night, June 7, with few surprises other than Miss Backstage Broadway Baby Beth was MIA as usual hiding from all her lies about all the men from Broadway she dated and being a Broadway fixture, what, another stagehand job right, Beth? One wonders why they don't have a backstage homecoming for the princess who found the pea in the mattress called Howard Stern, somehow, someway, after all the documents were signed.



Bethie's alleged former boyfriend, at least the only male on the planet that Beth posed with before Howard Stern, the actor Michael Cerveris, won a Tony for best actor in a leading role and we wonder where Bethie was? Did she congratulate the Broadway star? Oh, well, Howard won, right? Howard can feel good about winning the prize cross-eyed heifer away from a Broadway star as where are all of Beth's other boyfriends? You know, she said she dated millionaires, football players, actors, models, on and on, but can produce not one shred of evidence. Maybe all those FBI men that Howard knows have placed them in the witness protection program because they can allegedly attest to the fact that Beth charged by the hour.

Helen Mirren won another award, oh good, Russian royalty still has their long reaching power with whatever Ms. Mirren wants they make sure she gets it, including a few trinkets of royal jewels. 

Sadly the great Inspector Lynley, Nathaniel Parker, who was nominated for a Tony this year lost out, but has not lost his looks as the world mourns the BBC unceremoniously dumping his stellar TV series.

Love it that the crazy and balding Kristen Chenoweth has the same wig maker as Sheri Zombie, who dons the short crazy wig in her husband's upcoming blockbuster film which is an instant horror classic, "31". Kristen and Alan Cumming hosted the Tony Awards this year trying to do a good job in spite of it being the Tony Awards that are quite stupid and dull.

Alessandro Nivola was also nominated and
LOST out on a Tony award for "The Elephant Man"
alongside Braaad seen here at the French Open.
Hey, was Howard spotted at the Tonys?
Allegedly, pictured here is Brad's bed buddy.

Evidently we know how, why, and who got the role with Bradley Cooper in the "Elephant Man" on Broadway that was a failure and closed shortly after Brad's stupid performance could qualify for a Tony award nomination. 

We can thank the gods of the Tony Awards that Brad lost out on a Tony Award for his awful performance in "The Elephant Man" an award and nomination he doesn't deserve. 

Beth is a famous rescuer of
dozens of bottles of wine
at Hamptons events she
crashes using Howard Stern's
name to get in.

We can't wait for another week of Howard Stern's bragging about all the law enforcement people he knows and how he married Saint Beth, the angel of rescued designer leather products and battered kittens that will make Beth famous.

Beth is a famous rescuer of designer leather handbags that were reportedly abused by their former owners. Howard Stern reported the abuse to his friends at the FBI before snatching the leather goods for his failed model wife.