Marketing a Moron

Howard got a lot of Beth plugs into his rarely live satellite radio show on Monday which sounded pre-recorded and/or phoned in from Howard's new digs where he is currently the village idiot. This blogger has maintained that normally all the Beth plugs happen on Tuesdays but Howard has to change up his stale routine so no one tunes out on Tuesdays if they think it will be all about Beth. It's really all about Howard Stern thinking up ways to insert Beth into all the conversations every day the show is recorded for his phantom public.

Artist's rendering of Beth's
weirdo lopsided breast implants.

Howard somehow thinks his summer filler TV show makes him equal to any celebrity or comedian or talk show host in show business and setting up Beth with her personal foundation somehow makes her a celebrity, when it's all to get the public to fund Beth's salary since Howard is sick of throwing money at his sinkhole with holes in her head like a bowling ball. 

Hey, Howard, you married her not us. Stop foisting Beth Norma Desmond onto the public. See how much she really loves you Howard, smash her camera, unplug the klieg lights, fire the camera man, fire the assistants with the hair, makeup and wardrobe ready to choose the outfits for each day of selfies. Let the Princess sit home and quietly foster as many blind cats as she wants. She can fill all her prisons top to bottom with cats with one caveat, shut off the camera. Let's see how long the Princess stays in the palace with no lights, camera or action. Oh, if that ever happened, I think we all know where Howard would end up.

Can't do it right? Beth will end up burning down the house. With what, a fire? Explosion? Flood? Cave in? That's what Howard Stern stated live on his terrestrial radio show. Howard said that's what happened to Beth's apartment in the city even though it never made the news, never made it into any print copies of newspapers, no coverage anywhere of such a tragedy just a block away from Howard's Manhattan apartment. Why the lies, Howard? What are you covering up? Or have the secrets all been shipped back to Chinatown with a nice bank roll? Or, maybe one of them was sent back to Australia to get his faced fixed, was he that victim of the fire in Beth's apartment? Howard loves to run and hide from the fact that Beth wants on television, and so does Howard, they are two of a kind that found each other from the fetish factory basement of desperate divorced closeted transvestites.

Beth is pictured above at the North Shore Animal League picking up her cat "Apple" 
in 2010 wherein Howard Stern stated, and Beth repeated in online articles, 
that Apple was bald. Either the original Apple never existed or died, 
or Howard makes up really bad tales to market his moron to the public. 

6-15-15, that's supposed to be
Howard pictured above at Stalag
Beth, the Manhattan Processing and
Holding Center, where Beth's photo
prop rejects will soon be
transported to a permanent facility,
hopefully, one without a gas chamber.

We've got the constant marketing of Howard Stern's moron, what with the NY Daily News labeling him quite accurately as an idiot, we've got the idiot and the moron doing what? Oh, taking headless selfies of themselves with Howard Stern getting tired of the trek out to the funny farm, a.k.a., Stalag Beth, the Hamptons facility where Beth is normally on lock down after her head explodes from a Botox bomb that hits her football head.

Nice headless shot of Beth
posted on Instagram, 6-14-15
showing the sagging
boobs and the crotch demurely
hidden by an old lady dress
with a cat staring terrified
that it will end up
in the discard bin of used
up photo props.

Beth is basically a giant mouse on a wheel in her cages with Howard pretending to join in because it costs him money to send her to red carpet events and Howard is tired of sending more money down that pit. It's all about promotion in the Stern household, getting his payroll pigeons lined up on the telephone wires planting stories here and there, plugging in their braino comments to various online articles praising the idiot and the moron.

Keep jumping onto Beth's Instagram to see the latest round of captured and disfigured inmate kittens, much like the alleged disfigured boyfriends Beth always escorted around Pittsburgh before heading to New York since she knew she would become famous! Team O was on the case and finally snagged an idiot to make Beth famous. Howard is now firmly planted in the animal charity gimmick heap, just like what all D Listers eventually do when they refuse to retire like Howard and become pathetic dinosaurs begging the public to fund their wives' fame whoring.