Celebrating Dads Who Are Prison Free

6-18-15, photo posted on Beth's
Instagram of Maple the cat that
Howard claims to be
fostering in Beth's Manhattan
apts. So then why was Howard
pictured in the Hamptons
on the same day
with Yoda the cat?
Oh, follow the bouncing phony
foster cats.

Is Beth still celebrating her daddy managing to stay out of a federal prison since surrendering a certain license to a certain dental board, oh, I don't know, about 15 years ago? So who got daddy out of hock? Daddy Stern?

Oh Howard is all on board this year with the sickening father gimmick with his barren pariah wife Bethie who plays mommy all year to a bunch of feral cats. Beth only keeps the ones she can market, like the persian cat Yoda, taking her millionth shot at being famous while pretending to be a mother all at one time. 

Now on her Stupidgram site, she wants to market a foster cat she lovingly named "Blind Buddy", as Beth loves descriptive names. Let's all think up a loving descriptive name for Bethie: e.g., Pariah Bethie, Fugface Bethie, Footballhead Fathead Bethie, Botox Bethie. Yes Beth, another book, do you not know your daddy Howard pays for the crap you produce? Oh wait, Beth says she doesn't shit, then what do we call all the crap coming from Stalag Beth, all the photos of cats, the books, the calendars, all the shit Howard Stern markets on his satellite show website, pushing Beth in our faces? Oh, Beth shits all right, all over the Internet and in phony press items written by Team Howard.

Beth doesn't know all her big ideas are funded by the terms of her pre-nup.  Beth is a pest that will never give up her fame quest no matter how many animals she has to dismember or abuse. Oh, we know her record of suddenly cats turning up limping only to find out their legs have been broken after rummaging around her closets, falling off of shelves, falling off of cat trees where they are placed and posed all to provide content to a bunch of moronic cat association followers of her Instagram site where she needs cats in the photo to get anyone to look at her. How pathetic can she get? Oh, I think Beth will show us how pathetic she can get as she approaches the big 5-0 and is still stuck in the kitten vortex going nowhere.

Beth is an insult to real mothers everywhere. Howard is an insult to real fathers everywhere. Oh look at Howard, pretending to be a daddy to cats! Gosh Stern, this is what you have become after badgering producers for a TV show forever? Well, okay, you got the gong show on TV as a phony judge on "America's Got Talent" (AGT) with bizarre facial expressions desperate to keep the weave together. But it's a worse version if that is possible, and Howard has proved it is possible.

More Stern bullshit. This photo was posted on Beth's Instagram 6-18-15 and it's from their Hamptons home. So who is minding the store, Howard? You know, you are fostering a grown cat back at Stalag Beth/Manhattan, the transfer and processing center. So Maple the cat is just there wandering around alone? God knows when these photos were taken by Team Beth and doled out to her phantom pigeon public.

Yes, Howard is a daddy now to a feral cat that wanders around Stalag Beth/Manhattan. Oh how cute, two aged pariahs haunting their real estate pretending to be parents to a bunch of animals while Howard's real brood are busy spending their Trust Funds and doing not much else and Stern gives Beth a million reasons why he can't start a second family with her. I know, we are not sure Beth isn't a second family, what with all the Hungry O'Pariah Family that need constant feeding, I guess that is it in a nutshell.

I am sure everyone has seen the sickening press release about Beth auctioning off her seat with the starting bid of $15,000. Goddamn Beth, hasn't your ass seen enough action yet? How much did Stern pay for your ass to be permanently seated in his Manhattan apartments forcing him to purchase a new place farther from the Sirius satellite studios and farther away from you? How much do you charge to have your ass sitting in the Hamptons hideaway you have turned into a prison for phony foster cats? Auctioning off any seats there yet?

Oh, yes, Beth is on Ebay auctioning off a chance to be seated next to her during one of the horrid tapings of AGT, oh my gosh, the nerve of this woman. We know Team Beth is all on board to make their princess pariah a star this year. Why this year so much? Because the future of AGT is vague as is the future of Howard Stern sitting on a stale satellite as is the future of Beth being able to kiss old lady ass, Lois Pope, to keep her in the press with that phony American Humane Association which is in league with the North Shore Animal League.

It's all about the money with Beth Stern, give her money!! Then she will build a second floor addition at NSAL with her fat name on it!!! All her money is tied up in real estate, you can't expect her to actually purchase a second floor on an existing building, right? Get the pigeon public to pay for Beth's existence with a nice little salary on the side scraped off the top of any donations Beth gets from her personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends. And judging by that press release above, Beth and Howard have no idea who Bianca was, they think it's some black cat they dumped onto a foster home long ago, as the photos used for Beth's press releases are a minimum of three years old. Aging hags don't photograph very well, and no one knows who Beth is, so Howard loves to press release photos from years ago with the smooth airbrushing on his haggard aged wife who sits on her ass all day or rolls around on the floor taking selfies and calls it animal rescue while waiting around for someone to get her a ticket to some D List Hamptons event so she can dump those cats like a hot potato and race out for a night of free booze and blow jobs [oops, does Beth sometimes fall back into her old habits? Don't know].