Going Down

Howard Stern managed a new low with "America's Got Talent" (AGT) this week by scoring a lower rating than it's debut last week, which hit record lows for any AGT debut show in its past nine seasons. NBC did win the night from 8:00 - 8:30 p.m., then disappeared in the ratings race completely until after AGT was over at 10 p.m.

On Wednesday's Howard Stern satellite radio show, Howard implied the reason for the low ratings with AGT was due to the problems he is having with his hair system. It is obvious with a quick search of photos from the Internet that his implanted weaved hair is set too far back on his head, so he pulls down those curly bangs to cover it up and has the hair glued down around the side of his facelift. But those weaved pieces and transplants fall out, so he has to cover up and hide whenever he is outdoors and when he is alone in his new residence in the city wearing a huge cap or wraps his head to keep in place those new transplanted hairs that keep escaping, much like how Beth Stern's cats are caught and trapped in her new foster care and processing center, the Manhattan location, which Howard Stern only visits for brief publicity shots to prove they are really married, or whatever it is they are proving.

Beth is filming a big TV segment for the Fall show "The Hero Dog Awards" a gimmick set up by Lois Pope, Miss Self-Proclaimed socialite when she is as much of a dinosaur pariah as Howard and Beth. So we see Miss Beth fostering those cats in her Manhattan prison processing center hoping for a quick turnaround and filming the dumping session on more Ostrosky relatives or whatever real foster homes will take them. Hey, Beth don't care, this is all she has, no one is looking to hire that bitchy faced ratings killer on their television shows, hey, one ratings killer is enough in any family and on any TV show so there is hardly a market for Mrs. Ratings Killer.

Howard Stern scheduled a bunch of Beth plugs on his satellite radio show on Wednesday. He was a bit late with all this since an animal abuse fetish site got posted late Tuesday night on Beth's instagram. So Howard plugged that and a few bestiality videos for Beth on Wednesday. Ever the one to deflect from the fact the wacko Beth O is getting zero invites to any events in NY or the Hamptons once again this year, Howard stated on his satellite radio show that Beth was fighting alongside phantom FBI agents against some invisible hacker invasion of Beth's Instagram by some moron who posts animal fetish abuse videos on the Internet. Oh right, Beth was plugging the site hoping to get a bunch of hits on her Stupidgram site. Was this another Ostrosky Family idea? They seem to have taken over her Instagram site and posting tons of photos, mostly out of order, trying to keep up with their version of a Kardashian, the aged hagatha Beth O who never was launched past that Manhattan graveyard of Howard's discarded moth eaten gowns. 

Oh right, Bethie was so sorry to post any links or videos showing alleged animal abuse when it was another publicity stunt as we wonder just when the men in the white coats from several governmental agencies will put a stop to Beth and her doting dopes who post on her media sites.

We were all happy for Jessica Seinfeld since she again gets to host her event for her baby buggy charity sans the Sterns horning in.

I know, cute purse Jerry, as Jessica Seinfeld dons another horrible hairstyle as she hosted her annual charity event, Baby Buggy Bed Time Bash in New York, June 3.

Oh yeah, we want to see this aged fug in a cosmetics ad, maybe members of the Chain Saw Massacre clan could benefit from a bit of rouge. I wonder what the demographic would be if Brucilla got her way and got a cosmetic contract for MAC, aged hagathas over 65? Oh yeah, they need makeup alright.

Photo of the mentally
challenged Caitlyn is from
the dailymail.co.uk

Sorry Caitie darling, you will never be RuPaul in a million years. Ru did it first of course many years ago because he was not a chicken shit coward hiding in a closet, but a gay man in drag looking drop dead gorgeous. Brucilla now suddenly is "out" in a pathetic attention grabbing fame whoring bid to sucker the public into watching those gawd awful reality shows. My gosh. 

Eat your pathetic obnoxious heart out Caitlyn, you will never be RuPaul. And neither will Howard Stern, who was desperate to copy the look in the 1990's.

And, the famous Andrej Pejic [now Andreja] was never ashamed of being full on glam in public, making a living as a top model on the catwalk and in ads, she didn't need to hide when she was a he. Andrej never pretended to be anything but out of the closet appearing on the runway in men's and women's clothing looking gorgeous.






Then we have the scared Howard Stern, who thinks he has an audience. Mr. Drag Queen, that no one asked him to do, ever. He wanted to come out on the David Letterman Show, in his books and on television, in his stupid gawd awful attempts at his own TV shows where he was in drag or those awful unfunny impersonations he did of talk show hosts like Sally Jesse Raphael. Come out Howard, same with Lurch, your wife, or can't two men legally get married? Doesn't it depend on which state you register the marriage?