Ash Wednesday

Are we finally welcoming another Wednesday and ending another week of live Howard Stern shows? Howard's satellite radio show is not in flames but in ashes. The old man has no content and won't admit it. At least Caitlyn Jenner is providing content for his reality show on television so we can laugh at him for being taken by a bunch of surgeons and psychiatrists who encouraged him to give them a ton of dough to transition himself from a old man with a ton of bad plastic surgery into an old woman with a ton of bad plastic surgery.

Don't laugh Howard, as you make fun of Jenner on your satellite radio show. Howard has photos of everyone on his radio show staff in women's clothing [Robin in men's clothing but nobody noticed]. Jenner says he's a woman who digs the chicks and Howard labels himself as a straight man doing drag, but no one asked him to do it, he can't wait to parade around in women's clothing, aside from doing it in private. Howard should badger Bravo TV for a reality show but he first needs to transition into a human being and then decide on a gender.

Beth is changing up her stale routine this year and spending more time in her Manhattan apartments, formerly, Howard Stern's man cave but he has fled the scene into a new private place where he can be comfortable in his fantasy world that he is in demand right now, entertaining tons of offers from invisible producers. 

Howard stops for a photo op at the Manhattan
kitten prison processing and holding
center where they await their
release. Hey, petting a cat is better than
actually funding a building extension at the North
Shore Animal League, right? Let the pigeon public
fund that; that's Bethie's big project, collecting
money for her personal foundation to fund
her dreams of stardom where she and Stern
don't spend one red cent of their own.

Howard needed that little bit of extra commute time in the morning to race to that chair of his in front of a bunch of computer screens reading off his script for the day littered with shit called sponsors' products Howard is paid to promote and blurt out in between the boring conversations with himself or some celebrity that was wheeled in from the grave.

Then Beth has the nerve to plug a fetish animal abuse site on her Instagram, telling people to not look at the video, but do what? Who knows, but she posted a giant screen shot of how to access the fetish videos and website and the person doing this stuff. Way to go stupid, we know you don't care, why not post another selfie of you on the toilet with your blind cat Bella who is blind? You love to point out her disability while ignoring your own, you're a cross eyed moron that Howard keeps foisting into our faces.