From B to C

Keeping Up with the Kardashians has added another fame whoring woman to the bunch with Bruce changing to Belinda and now Caitlyn [because she needed the "k" sounding name to match their psychoses] as the world tries to avoid these people famous for nothing.  Belinda was the original name chosen since trannies always keep their same initials. You know, like when Howard Stern said on the air his tranny name is Helen.

Brucilla was an Olympic champion and we keep getting that tired storyline brought up yet how did she manage to avoid drug testing at the right moments? The nerd was a pudge as a kid and came in 10th in the 1972 Olympic games and suddenly had a major transformation to win Olympic gold medals. 

Bruce actually thought no one knew he was gay. Oh right, he isn't. 
He's just a woman who wants to fuck women according to his own words.

His latest major transformation is into an aged woman who resembles Courteney Cox and he speaks about "Caitlyn" and getting to know her. Yes, Bruce, did your psychiatrist know about Caitlyn and encouraged the joining of the two personalities? So who allegedly crashed into a car sending it into oncoming traffic and killing the driver? Oh, that was Bruce or Belinda, not Caitlyn. Bring that up in court and see if you can get the whole tragedy dismissed without paying a cent to the surviving family.

Caitlyn got the typical Howard Stern makeover and we hope old man Howard's blood pressure doesn't rise too much from this Vanity Fair cover. Tons of plastic surgery, fake breasts, tons of airbrushing on her photos, tons of hair extensions with the aged body stuffed into a girdle. Wow, Caitlyn is competition for Bethie O'Stern. Watch it Beth, you might get your walking papers if Caitlyn accepts a date with Howard watching old episodes of Son of a Beach and playing with their balls; oops, I guess if they don't have any they can rent some from a few cute boys in the neighborhood. When is Caitlyn going to fix that left lazy eye problem and her eyes blink at different intervals. Is she a clone? Beth O has that same problem. Maybe they could start a lazy eye support group.

All that money to become an old lady with glued on hair, fake duck lips, and a nose that is collapsing. 

On Howard's satellite radio show on Monday, he stated how he and his daddy, Don Buchwald, [his creepy agent] were at the taping of  his summer filler D List reality show, "America's Got Talent" (AGT) and how exhausted Howard was.

Howard always feigns sicknesses, sniffles, illnesses, and collapses into Daddy Buchwald's arms from exhaustion. It is quite disturbing. Howard filmed their little relationship for the now defunct Howard TV when they were on their way to a taping of the Jon Stewart Show and Howard was deathly ill and daddy Buchwald was consoling him and talking him through it, pretty gross stuff. It really crossed the line into being an old man father with little boy Howard. We have to wait for the book and the movie when Stern crosses the rainbow bridge with Beth snickering since she doesn't believe in that shit. She thinks the rainbow bridge is for all the suckers and losers who post comments on her Kittengram site.

The only way Jon Stewart could get rid of Howard Stern is to shut down his show and change the locks on the studio and run.

Yet, Howard won't give it up with this play acting that he is so exhausted around Daddy Buchwald when all he does is wait for his script from the show writers of AGT on which shitty acts to vote for and which ones get the buzzer. Big time job there Howard, it's a reality show, the finalists are already selected. 

Back on the funny farm for caged photo props is Beth working hard with her pigeon assistants to set up the big photo shoots for the day and lining up the kitten props while we wonder what happened to her hair extensions. I guess while she was filming her big rescue event in Florida of seeing how many kittens she could cram into one small pet carrier, one of them threw up on her hair and she had to send it to the cleaners, much like how Beth's allowance is taking Howard to the cleaners while he sits and waits for those quarterly tax refunds from all his phantom donations to charities.

Welcome to the club, Caitlyn, of men in dresses. And we love that obnoxious way you speak in the third-person. Psychologists say that it means you are egocentric, self-obsessed, narcissistic and detached from reality. 

Join the party, Caitlyn. Men stuffed in corsets is always sexy.