Let the deliveries begin. All the thousands of unsold books are being returned to the publisher who in turn is returning them to the financier of this debacle, Howard Stern, who is dumping them onto the school system resulting in what? Another tax relief stunt to fund the dolt wife's useless life in the Hamptons. A wife who thinks taking selfies ad nauseam is charity work.
Yes, the entire elementary school system is bombarded with dozens of boxes of unsold Yoda: The Story of a Cat and His Kittens books. As reported on Beth's Instagram and Twitter sites, not only are teachers forced to read the stupid, poorly written book to their students that has no moral, no point, Beth herself has said that she has made an appearance at a school to read her book to students [I know, who knew Beth could read, being a college drop out and failed at bagging a real celeb with a real late night talk show, David Letterman].
Yes, that book, about the size and quality of a paper plate, doesn't tell you the real story, about how Beth Stern acquired a purebred Persian cat from one of her richy rich neighbors in the Hamptons, with the original so-called stray cat with the reported heart condition long dead. Howard proceeded to hire a writer to write a phony nonsensical story about Yoda the cat, whose purpose in life is sitting in a posh house staring at feral cats. There, I just saved you twenty bucks #mypurpose.
Evidently, the cross eyed freak with a ton of plastic surgery and a wig growing out of her football head, hired a photographer for her dismal appearance at Barnes & Noble last year to plug that fairy tale Yoda the cat book. [Photo source: Pblcty.com]
Yes, Beth, the declawed Yoda the cat, as all your cats are somehow declawed, the ones you adopt that are allowed inside the main house for a bunch of photo ops before being dumped back into the so-called "kitten room" at the prison camp for photo prop cats, Stalag Beth. Now we have to suffer through more phony photos of the aged hagatha, the barren swollen butt face with the bucked teeth and fucked up brain who is in desperate need of a padded cell.
Yes, that book, about the size and quality of a paper plate, doesn't tell you the real story, about how Beth Stern acquired a purebred Persian cat from one of her richy rich neighbors in the Hamptons, with the original so-called stray cat with the reported heart condition long dead. Howard proceeded to hire a writer to write a phony nonsensical story about Yoda the cat, whose purpose in life is sitting in a posh house staring at feral cats. There, I just saved you twenty bucks #mypurpose.
Evidently, the cross eyed freak with a ton of plastic surgery and a wig growing out of her football head, hired a photographer for her dismal appearance at Barnes & Noble last year to plug that fairy tale Yoda the cat book. [Photo source: Pblcty.com]
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| Beth was choking and terrorizing another cat when she was at Barnes & Noble last year. |
Yes, Beth, the declawed Yoda the cat, as all your cats are somehow declawed, the ones you adopt that are allowed inside the main house for a bunch of photo ops before being dumped back into the so-called "kitten room" at the prison camp for photo prop cats, Stalag Beth. Now we have to suffer through more phony photos of the aged hagatha, the barren swollen butt face with the bucked teeth and fucked up brain who is in desperate need of a padded cell.
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Now you know why Beth always shuts her eyes or looks down in photos, she can no longer control her crossed eyes. The photo was posted on Beth's Fantasygram on 5/8/15. Howard and Beth have severe child fetishes, in that they both think Beth is a child bride and virginal with the kittens. No wonder Howard is always in hiding and Beth is on lockdown at Stalag Beth. The photo above should get them both committed to the funny farm. The woman is a menopausal pariah who is going bald with all the glue from the massive hair extensions, posing with kittens, I might be sick and throw up right now except I have to finish this blog entry.
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As already reported on the BFP, 2-1-2015. it seems Miss Klum might be a Mrs very soon and expecting a bundle from heaven that does not need to be de-flead or declawed or thrown into a cage. Heidi made an appearance in the Big Apple on May 7, in a large size dress making us all wonder when she will make it official with her uber-wealthy boy toy, Vito Schnabel.
On May 5th in New York, Heidi did look a bit suspicious wearing a thick dress and covered up when attending the 15th Anniversary Celebration for ELLE's Editor-in-Chief Robbie Myers at Hearst Tower.
Can Beth and Howard stand it? No, they can't and are spinning out deflecting from reality grabbing their liquor and cigs and chanting in a circle with prayer beads on their heads trying to convince themselves that Beth is still young and fertile and Howard doesn't have to pay one million dollars to a surrogate huddled in the basement terrified she will have to live out her days at Stalag Beth for fear of being forced to face a tabloid reporter sent to ferret out the truth, that fruity Howard and barren Beth cannot produce anything outside the bedroom but shitty radio shows and selfies.
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| Vito & Heidi attended the International Centre for Missing & Exploited Children Inaugural Gala for Child Protection, New York, 5/7/15. |
On May 5th in New York, Heidi did look a bit suspicious wearing a thick dress and covered up when attending the 15th Anniversary Celebration for ELLE's Editor-in-Chief Robbie Myers at Hearst Tower.
Can Beth and Howard stand it? No, they can't and are spinning out deflecting from reality grabbing their liquor and cigs and chanting in a circle with prayer beads on their heads trying to convince themselves that Beth is still young and fertile and Howard doesn't have to pay one million dollars to a surrogate huddled in the basement terrified she will have to live out her days at Stalag Beth for fear of being forced to face a tabloid reporter sent to ferret out the truth, that fruity Howard and barren Beth cannot produce anything outside the bedroom but shitty radio shows and selfies.
Where's your baby, Beth? I think you need more injectable filler. Your head is in danger of exploding and causing a sonic boom.
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