Momma Mia

Today is Mother's Day and we just love the fact Howard Stern is devoted to his mother, going so far in his mommy worship to wear her clothes when he was a kid, struggling with so-called family values and being forced to be straight and forced to stare at all of those icky women in Playboy magazine [who was it, mommy or daddy who bought you the subscription when you were a kid?], and watching Jane Fonda strip in the movie, "Barbarella" while Howard stated that he watched to see if his father got excited during the opening credits striptease. Oh yes, Howard, Mr. Hetero, who says all this on the air, on his rarely heard satellite radio show. Poor Howard, tortured man, indeed.




Then we have the furry momma Bethie O'Stern, who is not allowed around human babies, I mean, unsupervised, as we wonder where all her little bundles of joy are aside from inside the jars filled with failed lab created experiments since the self proclaimed Catholic princess has stated publicly that she would never intentionally abort a fetus [they can be used in a divorce settlement when the fidelity of Bethie The Canned Ham can be called into question]. Well, getting technical here, she would never abort a fetus from any man worth over a million bucks, the rest of them are not considered "babies". 

Beth is in a tizzy this weekend dumping cats as fast as she can only pausing briefly for a selfie per pigeon and having the dumping ceremonies posted on her Instagram site as she heads for a busy week bothering that stale old lady talk show filled with D List nobodies, called "The Talk" with the old crone Sharon Osbourne, as it has been press released that Princess Pariah will be a guest host on the struggling daytime talk show.

Beth documents the dumping ceremony of her kitten rejects on Instagram, dated 5-9-15 as Beth is DONE with those cats since she got a better offer, as a guest host on "The Talk" this coming week, while her husband is busy badgering the David Letterman Show, as Dave will soon finally be DONE with the Sterns.

As this blogger already said on April 26 [BFP "Sunday Brunch"], that the Osbourne family should retire from the limelight, the very next day on April 27 the Viacom owned network VH1 announced that it is scrapping its plans for a reboot of the reality show featuring the Osbourne family. Yes, everyone reads the BFP but won't admit it.

We know Kelly Osbourne quit "The Fashion Police" before her contract expired this year, and Sharon Osbourne was long ago fired from "America's Got Talent" so they would have more than enough time for another reality show, but they are old news at this point and are just documenting their lap band failures, physical ailments, and packing on the pounds. Maybe they should try for a show on Howard101, his second satellite channel that Howard is desperate to save from the corporate chopping block.

So, Howard, how's that late night television takeover going? 

We remember how Howard gets jobs in the first place, it's called work place bullying and badgering when all the agents in town have him flagged and tagged and hit the "ignore" button. Pretty funny that the so-called deal [created by Howard Stern in his head] failed on CBS, but why didn't NBC or ABC create a late night talk show for the morning zoo moron? Oh, I think I just answered my own question...onto the D list reboot of the Gong Show, Howard, how many years later? Ten? The old crow never gives up.

We bet David Letterman is glad he is finally free from Howard Stern who is desperately trying to find his way into Letterman's Worldwide Pants. Beth is always more covered up than her famous cross dressing transvestite closeted husband although those closet doors fly wide open when he is around Dave. Howard always tried to find his mirror image in a wife and we can see he and Beth can obviously wear the same clothes and wigs:

We bet Rob Zombie's mom must be proud of the gorgeous and talented son she produced as he is certified GOLD once again for one of his awesome music CDs..., god, does this guy ever take a bad picture? No.

How long will we hear The Talk talk?? Oh, they are letting Beth O'Closer on the show this week....ooooh, headed for the chopping block, Sharon? Don't you know Beth is the official closer and ratings killer of any show? Just ask Meredith Vieira, just ask Mike & Juliet of the defunct "The Morning Show". Beth was a guest host on that show until she simulated a sex act on television that sent sponsors running for their lawyers.

I love you mom!! I promise I will call you!!