The Empire of the Pariah

Beth Ostrosky Nobody is not giving up in her pursuit of being famous as she is expanding her control of the feral cat industry and her selfie empire. She is rapidly tiring of the same ol' camp in the Hamptons where Beth has been an ignored pariah for several summer seasons and has been locked away alone in her own prison called Stalag Beth, the Hamptons Hellhole. 

As reported on this blog, Beth is now setting up a new encampment in Florida for feral cats and snatched purebred cats that she just might keep and use in her selfie promotions to make herself famous. Beth will soon be setting up her huge selfie studio in her posh closet at Stalag Beth South, the Florida Fortress location, to make all the mean kids back home jealous of the college dropout who married a fruit well past its shelf life.

Beth is all about selfie expression and how to get her face on television, that is her purpose. She is tired of sitting home waiting for Howard Stern to get off his duff and get her face on TV. His position on "America's Got Talent" (AGT) is shaky at best, so he must move forward with plans to fulfill his side of the prenup before his free ride on AGT is stopped and he is sent home to deal with Frau Beth. 

Barbie Wired Beth gotta
keep those kittens in line
at Stalag Beth.

Her face is looking more and more like a freakish burn victim with the skin tightly stretched with a thick coat of makeup painted on her face to give it color as she dons her monstrous barbed wire earrings to match the barbed wire surrounding the kitten prison cell camp. Interesting how she claimed to survive an explosion, fire and flood that Howard Stern said live on his radio show, that Beth was a victim of when her apartment blew up and Howard let her move in with him until she found another place. Bullshit. No fire, flood, explosion or anything made it into the New York papers or any papers anywhere especially an event involving Howard Stern's girlfriend and in a posh part of the city. Come on, a fake story that Howard kept repeating to explain the presence of the Ostrosky bomb landing in his penthouse and wouldn't leave. 

Since moving in with Howard, Frau Beth has been assembling her team and has staged a coup and seized all of Stern's properties except his last pitiful purchase in a Village hiding from the monster he created. Well we know what happened to the Frankenstein monster, you have to send them on a one way cruise to the North Pole. But, Beth is so mean she will melt the ice and sail back to the US and Howard would still be stuck with the Polish, Russian, German...ummmm...wife.

Beth is one mean gal. Suddenly
Miss Osbourne has called in sick and
some are saying it's permanent. We will
see if Daddy Howard can get
"The Talk" moved to NY for his self
entitled wife or if
Les Moonves will decide to pull the plug.

Everyone has probably heard by now that Sharon Osbourne is in hiding and running from her talk show "The Talk" for a month ever since Frau Beth was a guest host. Any poisoned "thank you" notes from the Sterns, Sharon? No? Anymore crappy jewelry or exploding candles arrive in the mail from little innocent Howard Stern?  We know this year Beth is sick of it. She is getting nowhere fast and is not getting any permanent TV job offers, only that one shot job from The Hallmark Channel to host some kitten sports events.

And you think all those bizarre askew selfies are just random, right? Nope, Howard shops these photos around to get Beth in print to prove she is a supermodel! Oh yes, the psycho disturbing selfies are being shopped around to whomever will print them. Since Beth is an unknown nobody, she never goes anywhere and has to stage a bunch of selfies with cheap jewelry that is marked up for the retail stooges who actually think Beth and Howard are celebs instead of fossilized nobodies.

While Beth tries to stay afloat in her selfie prison, remember the Puppy Rescue Mission has some real celebs who actually donate their time and money doing selfless things for other people.

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