Beth's Ship Came In

May 23, Beth poses with men in uniform 
showing everyone that this
 was her big contribution of nothing in honor
 of the military over this past Memorial Day weekend.

It was "Fleet Week" in New York City this past week and everyone wanted to entertain the young handsome men from the US Coast Guard and the US Navy and Marine Corps. 

The annual tradition involves a military ship docking at a major city for seven days of sightseeing. Seahag Beth Buttinsky raced to the Hamptons magazine summer kick-off party on May 23 to pose with some of the guys and covered it for ExtraTV only to find out she allegedly stole the microphone to crash the event. Nothing appeared on ExtraTV with Beth covering this event. I love the photo comparisons with old lady Beth and superstar Vanessa Hudgens who is currently starring on Broadway in "Gigi". I guess the guys didn't want to break any bones of the menopausal wife of Howard Stern while there were no worries in that area with the young and sexy Vanessa.

The guys were treated to a night on Broadway to meet Vanessa starring in "Gigi" who was the center of attention on May 22.

Vanessa is also featured on the Memorial Day issue of Social Life magazine and is expected to perform live at the Tony Awards on June 7. What happened to Beth? Nobody wanted her on any magazine covers this month? The closest the old lady got to any magazine was posing with the 75 year old publisher of that magazine nobody has heard of called "25A" and Howard submitted a bizarre airbrushed photo of Beth for the cover two years ago.

The Chase Backer show is a creepy self produced talk show that is reminiscent of Rupert Pupkin's imaginary talk show he hosted from his basement in the movie "The King of Comedy".

Chase, posing with Jill and Beth in the Twitter photo above,  is the publisher and CEO of that thinly disguised publicity magazine where anyone can be featured who is willing to fork over a lot of cash. Beth's big issue was in 2013 and featured a bunch of airbrushed selfies. Beth thinks rolling her eyes upward into her football head will stop that lazy eye syndrome. It is a bit difficult being a self proclaimed famous model and you have to assume the blank hard stare at a focal point because your eyes are crossed. 

Either Beth was run over by a truck as a child or her parents kept smacking the dope in the head because she's stupid and now she can hardly stop her eyes from pointing towards her nose job. Some big time professional girlfriend. She failed to get any retirement trust fund babies from any of her rich clients, oh right, they were all boyfriends and the princess only gave head. Is that all she can do? One wonders.

You would think Miss Creative Director for QVC, Jill Martin, could throw a bone at Beth's face and get her some product endorsement or become a self appointed QVC spokesperson since Beth is an expert in the area of useless spokesperson jobs. I guess it's Howard that has to grease some butts, I mean, palms, to make that happen.

May 23, Beth ditches the ExtraTV microphone and pretends to be an invited guest.

Meanwhile the D List radio DJ is ignoring reality and the fact that NBC had to finally stop the ratings nosedive since hiring Howard Stern for "America's Got Talent" (AGT) and are in the midst of crowding that judges table with someone that might actually get viewers. I am sure no one remembers Piers Morgan horned in last year and made an appearance via Skype. Howard is always filmed in the dark on AGT to hide his age while he loves flashing those big fake teeth across the TV screen hoping to raise the blood pressure of the old ladies out there. You see, the Nielsen boxes are at all the group homes in Florida and the Midwest and NBC is hoping everyone will click onto NBC for the night.

NBC was testing the waters and let Piers make an appearance on AGT in 2014. They were hoping Piers would come back but no one can get rid of Howard Stern. They have never faced that problem before, the judge that won't leave. Normally, to get rid of Howard or Beth you have to shut down the production completely.