Look Ma! No jobs!

After the crashing failures of Stern and Obnoxsky on television last week, Howard Stern admitted on today's [5/18] radio show that he was up all night once again since his frizzy permed weave cannot sleep worrying about the future with only one paycheck from a floating satellite. Hey the poor old creep can never sleep, no rest for the wicked you know while Princess O is fostering cats inside her posh closet in NY, which is the former shared two story apartments owned by Howard Stern that he remodeled to make an adjoining staircase between the floors. He now dumped it all onto Beth who only uses it as her townhouse and town tax write off to house a bunch of ferals while getting dressed for her TV appearances as if anyone wants her on television but she is a giant buttinsky trying to be famous at 45 years old. 

Photo of Beth's Manhattan apartment with the
feral cat ripping up her gowns on 5-17-15.

Same feral cat walking on the
expensive LEATHER purses of
Miss Animal Activist on 5-18-15.

Hey, Beth, you already got one kitten returned for ripping up curtains, now you are teaching cats to rip up clothes and purses and run amok in a closet. Good luck with the new real foster pigeons that Beth continually dumps her reject cats onto. You will have a lot of work teaching them anything. We know Beth was raised by a bunch of hillbillies and barely had any shoes for her monster feet while growing up and horning in on some scholarship after Daddy Dentist did a few favors for some clients that ended up with someone being forced to surrender his dental license in PA.

Oh, back on topic. Yes, poor aged cottage cheese butt Howard stated on his stale satellite radio show on Monday, that he was up again all night with a million old fart aches and pains wanting to call the fossilized alleged retired fruit Dr. Sarno [sounds like his porno name]. Howard needs to be babied and cries like a little boy, as that is the relationship with all the men in Stern's life aside from his little buddy Ralph Cirella, Howard's long time companion and he would fold up and die without him. 

I would rather have the back pain than go
to these two who would want to massage my ass
while Dr. Sarno brings me chicken soup.
Totally the medical office where Stern
would get his dick stroked. 

Poor old Howard pacing up the hallway and down with the pills and liquor having a slumber party with his long time companion Ralph Cirella where they discuss movies and stuff their faces with shrimp pasta all night while Howard waits for his agent to call with TV offers. 

Howard doesn't know at this point that his agent is just making up phantom job offers to keep old man Stern from OD'ing and splashing himself across the front pages of the tabloids like poor old Philip Seymour Hoffman now that Howard has his new little hideaway in a posh apartment building nestled somewhere in a village. Oops, woke up Howard, did I? Well he doesn't sleep anyway, he keeps thinking Hollywood will call at 61 years old. 

We sure hope Howard can suck some Cowell dick to keep "America's Got Talent" (AGT) on the air for one more season after this summer's last shot season. Oh right, Cowell admitted he doesn't pay the salaries on AGT, so it's up to NBC to fork over the dough to their money pit, Howard Stern. It has been reported last year by this blogger that various sources stated there would be guest judges for this year, the 10th season, which is also rumored to be its last season unless Stern can start doing the back stroke on someone else's back. We know Stern needs help this year, he is tanking AGT ratings faster than Simon can fill his tanks with gasoline.

Oh, right, Simon is soooo desperate to be back on American television as he races around Beverly Hills in one of his super custom cars. Simon pictured here from a few years ago in his kit car, the Caterham Seven sports car. Suck it up Howard, you are the only one desperate to be on American television because you need the dough and can barely afford your first family let alone afford a second family. What a loser.

We also seemed to hear on Monday's satellite radio show that Howard is getting zero action in the bedroom from Miss Retired Since She Got The PreNup and the square ring with the diamonds that keep falling out of it. Well, Beth, stop punching Stern in the head with that D List rock and maybe the diamonds won't go flying across the room. Nope, no more gay S&M antics for the Sterns [I mean straight S&M. Ha, as if it exists for anyone who can actually have intercourse sans antiobiotics and a ton of condoms who isn't terrified of girls]. 

We know Beth's only job is to stay vertical for red carpet appearances to make Howard with the frizzy girl's wig look straight. Poor old haggy Howard, he thinks he is being launched at senior meal age when he has a loooong track record of loser TV shows. So why would we think AGT would be any different. It and he and his wife are going nowhere fast.