Let Them Eat Cake

It's Cher's birthday today and the gorgeous superstar doesn't look a day older than Beth while Howard Stern is jacking off alone in his new hideaway to pseudo pedo porn dodging that bullet called Beth's surrogate.

Cher is expected to be on David Letterman's last show tonight in a taped segment, oh, nope, we missed it because she really didn't get much press over it. Cher wore the same jacket and looked the same as she did with Sonny many years ago during that iconic appearance on the David Letterman show that we all remember.

Yes, we say good-bye to good ol' Dave who finally settled down with a fug face of his own taking Howard's advice and getting a ball and chain with a baby while Bethie can't feed gossip quick enough to the tabs that the Letterman marriage is in trouble so no one will investigate Miss Nobody's dull past consisting of nothing but unsubstantiated claims of stardom and being a regular on the David Letterman show for 10 years yet not producing one shred of evidence except a tinny 2 second audio tape that was played on the History of Howard Stern on his stagnate satellite channels.

The only talent Beth has is courage.

Poor Howard, not on the last show or the last week of guests on the David Letterman show, with Howard only a stooge moron you have to make happy or he will bug the hell out of you forever. So, Letterman took the gay flower Howard painted without taking a beat and shelved it like all the other crap he gets from fans and is finally free of the Howard & Beth vortex. 

Howard copied the kitty cat gimmick from Dave.

Letterman staff writers have cats.

All we heard this week on Howard's stale satellite show was his same insults he had saved on his computer for Roger Daltrey. Roger stopped by the SiriusXM studios on May 19 to announce that he is old and The Who has been around for 50 years [after a bunch of band members died]. It seems he doesn't know his final tour is being dissed because he can't sing anymore and is confirming that he is indeed old. Howard had to impress on Daltrey that The Who was never as famous as the Rolling Stones or The Beatles. Why Daltrey puts up with that jerk Howard is a mystery. 

Howard is all excited he is employed for another summer season so he has money to bribe the snooty posh gays in the Hamptons to let his wife hog their red carpets and guzzle their booze while she throws boxes filled with her "Yoda the cat" books in everyone's basement claiming a charitable donation and then jumping into her limo to race back home behind the stone walls of Stalag Beth.

Poor Howard is not used to being outdoors in an uncontrolled environment as his wig risers have fallen and melted. NBC is not putting up with a fourth season of Howard Stern killing their ratings and have scheduled a bunch of celebrity guest judges to try and attract viewers this year.

We love this news clipping from around 2006 where Howard calls his fans cheap bastards. Hey Howard, you were kicked off free radio and dumped onto a pay service where ratings don't exist. Get a clue. You have no fans.

Cher was spotted leaving the Letterman studios on May 6th and we hope she has a happy birthday and many more to come.

Ooooh, don't worry Cher, Howard's already been there and done that since he's impotent and pretends to have selfie sex all the time.