La semaine perdue

The wheel in the sky keeps on turning and we loved it when Steve Perry called Howard Stern "Big Bird" oh so many years ago before Stern came out of the closet to reveal he is a big bird transvestite who hates everyone who is more famous than he is. No one has ever forced Howard to wear women's clothing in public, it's his fetish and he loves it.

Howard is barely hanging onto
his piggy bank filled with coins
from advertisers who pay for
airtime on his radio show
to help pay the rent on his
satellite that keeps getting
lost in space.

We heard riveting radio this past week about Howard testing out different chairs since he has to sit on his flat ass for about 12 hours per week reading commercials. Gosh, Simon Cowell must be so jealous of Howard's life. I bet he is scheming behind the scenes to get Stern out of his rocking chair and into the rock garden where Beth can stage selfies next to the tombstone.

Robin, the Botoxed Bitch of Baltimore, attended a few charitable events recently to prove she is still a mobile catering service and eats the inventory while giving speeches about how she allegedly suffered from sexual abuse at the hands of her father while they fostered children in their home and no one did anything about it.

We found out on Howard's radio show this week that Clay Aiken is still a loser, having lost out on American Idol and a seat on a Congressman. Sorry Clay, you're only fan was Kathy Griffin and she is now headed for the glue factory. I think poor Clay is too old for the Queens of Congress, but don't stop believin', hold on to the feelin'.















Ilsa the She Wolf is now paying for prisoners and has contracted with some moron in NY, most likely another member of the "O" family with a phony made up name claiming to be a charity of some sort "puppykittynycty" [any IRS reps out there? You might want to check on this so-called charity]. They scour the NY area for kittens to bring to NSAL and prepare them for their prison stay at Stalag Beth. Yes, Beth is having a hard time coming up with fresh kittens to satisfy her lust for camera flashes aside from dealing with her hot flashes.  

Since this blogger always questions the stuffed shirt lurking in the corners of Beth's staged Instagram photos, Beth held a summit meeting with her super management team and they decided to actually post a photo of Howard Stern instead of a dummy [I know, seemingly the same thing]. You can tell he has shut down mentally and is a stone figure waiting to be taken back to his private apt in the city so he can relax and change into a smart lounging outfit and vogue in front of his fireplace with a gold cigarette holder for a quiet evening of drinks and surfing the Internet for lingerie to buy for Helen Stern.

Howard's fans were thrilled
to hear about Stern buying
a Webby award for turning 60
and looking 70.

Beth and Howard are a giant laughing stock and everyone is running from them with Stern thinking that paying for a "Webby Award" for his 60th birthday party that was posted online, is a real award. Siriusly Stern could not find one dope to purchase that borefest and air it on television so they dumped it for free on the Internet where Beth's family was in charge of clicking on it 5,000 times per day at 50 cents per click, so they scored some cash and had a fun time at Walmart. The Webbies are a goof, a joke, a scam, since you pay to win the bogus award. Stern has to pay for everything nowadays. 

Doper Downey had a fun time with old man Stern this week while laughing all the way to the bank since scoring a wife with dough. According to various gossip sites, it's no secret to anyone, including Downey, that he is still a doper who stalks his ex, Sarah Jessica Parker, who was born with inverted nipples. We see she finally found a cure for that called breast implants or maybe bra inserts/falsies.





Fans of boring radio got to hear Stern interview Mr. Pay For Gay Ryan Philippipie this week, a nickname he picked up since being a former prostitute. We wonder if Howard was ever a client. Oh well, it's just gossip and it's my job to repeat it. 

God knows what Philippe got paid for this stunt at the Howard Stern
 60th birthday party bash giving Rosey Grier a lap dance. 

Beth was back bothering some insider stock trading company for a second year in a row on their annual charity day when Beth goes back to her old job of phone sex, but has to be careful and not solicit any callers or she might end up in stock option prison.

Beth admits she is pocketing all the dough on charity day since "Bianca's Furry Friends" is her personal foundation, set up to pay herself a salary as CEO while collecting a second paycheck from the North Shore Animal League as their spokesperson, a completely useless, meaningless job but it pads Beth's vault filled with cash at Stalag Beth and keeps her in the designer leather goods and gold jewelry that she craves since growing up near the railroad tracks in Philly scrounging for burgers and fries from passing fat cats willing to give the pudgette a ride home from special ed school. 

Howard provided us with a glimpse into his past and just revealed he did show up at some Halloween party when sexy Beth dressed up in her Catholic school girl uniform and Howard was a Hooters Girl. There was some scuffle that took place and Howard said the costume wasn't working, but it was really Beth who wasn't working. She has since banned Howard from appearing in drag in public. Wow, such a fun couple, we can't wait for the reading of the will and the opposing team tries to wrangle the deeds to the Stern properties away from Beth.