Frozen faces, assets, and embryos was the main theme for Monday's Howard Stern stale satellite radio show where aged stars get to have a ton of airtime to spout whatever they believe is so important and to try and keep their names in the tabloid press.
Howard's square permed thicket weave didn't get much sleep and was barely vertical in time for his big interview with Miss Columbian drug lord heiress, oops, I mean cattle baron heiress, that obnoxious Charo impersonator, Sofia Vergara, who is pushing 50 along with that botox filled facelift as she pretends to actually have had eggs harvested from her lipo body to store for future use when the gossip is she doesn't own the embryos since the eggs were not hers to begin with. But hey, what do I know. Good luck in court honey, we can't wait to see what will hit the gossip pages in the near future if you don't settle with the victim, I mean, the ex boyfriend.
Howard has been awake all weekend spinning stories on various message boards that his troll wife was actually on the David Letterman show [on camera that is, on an actual show for broadcast, not a backstage pest whose security pass had to be canceled]. Howard is barging onto one of the last shows as David Letterman is finally retiring after a way too long career in show business. Letterman was a failed stand up comic and actor and should've stayed with reporting on the weather. He finally became a television talk show host where people would torture their pets for a chance at a spot on camera on the late night David Letterman show.
Will Howard finally provide video evidence his pudgy pariah was a regular cast member of the Letterman show? Will he finally provide evidence Beth jumped in front of a camera for any skit or any bit or any advertisement from a sponsor of the Letterman show? We have to wait and see. Hey, Howard, any chance those European modeling photos are back yet from the phony baloney print shop on Fire Island?
Frozen faces were on display in New York on Monday night and China, Through the Looking Glass, was the theme for this year's annual fashion event where Beth the plus size model has been banned from attending every year along with her closet queen husband Howard Stern. Nobody can crash this event, as all the invitations are approved by the editor in chief of Vogue magazine, Anna Wintour, the frog faced troll exported from Great Britain, how they got rid of her I will never know.
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| 5/4/15, Howard posing with Sofia sans her eggs since she's menopausal and will never see girlhood again or a fetus that she didn't pay for. |
Howard's square permed thicket weave didn't get much sleep and was barely vertical in time for his big interview with Miss Columbian drug lord heiress, oops, I mean cattle baron heiress, that obnoxious Charo impersonator, Sofia Vergara, who is pushing 50 along with that botox filled facelift as she pretends to actually have had eggs harvested from her lipo body to store for future use when the gossip is she doesn't own the embryos since the eggs were not hers to begin with. But hey, what do I know. Good luck in court honey, we can't wait to see what will hit the gossip pages in the near future if you don't settle with the victim, I mean, the ex boyfriend.
Oh great, another Charo with the exaggerated phony accent that gets on your last nerve along with the phony breasts and the skewed bios.
Howard has been awake all weekend spinning stories on various message boards that his troll wife was actually on the David Letterman show [on camera that is, on an actual show for broadcast, not a backstage pest whose security pass had to be canceled]. Howard is barging onto one of the last shows as David Letterman is finally retiring after a way too long career in show business. Letterman was a failed stand up comic and actor and should've stayed with reporting on the weather. He finally became a television talk show host where people would torture their pets for a chance at a spot on camera on the late night David Letterman show.
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| Beth is a frozen asset that has failed to produce anything meaningful inside or outside the bedroom for the media loser Howard Stern. |
Will Howard finally provide video evidence his pudgy pariah was a regular cast member of the Letterman show? Will he finally provide evidence Beth jumped in front of a camera for any skit or any bit or any advertisement from a sponsor of the Letterman show? We have to wait and see. Hey, Howard, any chance those European modeling photos are back yet from the phony baloney print shop on Fire Island?
Frozen faces were on display in New York on Monday night and China, Through the Looking Glass, was the theme for this year's annual fashion event where Beth the plus size model has been banned from attending every year along with her closet queen husband Howard Stern. Nobody can crash this event, as all the invitations are approved by the editor in chief of Vogue magazine, Anna Wintour, the frog faced troll exported from Great Britain, how they got rid of her I will never know.
May 4, 2015, Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, Costume Institute Benefit Gala
Froggy Anna Wintour and her pigeon accident victim hagatha in pajamas is the reason Vogue magazine has been in a steady decline for two decades and officially should be thrown in the garbage.
Sarah Jessica Implants managed too look like a prize fool and came as a Chinese dragon entered in a float at the costume benefit gala event.
Georgia Jagger got the invite to the gala event but got all the wrong features from her famous parents [Jerry & Jagger] and fortunately doesn't need to worry about being ugly since she's so rich.
Frozen smirk faced Katie Holmes was at the costume gala event along with fashion designer Zac Posen.
Queen Dominatrix Kris Kardashian finally scored an invite after being banned by Anna Wintour in prior years but I guess the check was big enough, finally. Kris wore a costume from Bruce Jenner's closet as she tries to out-do her darling daughter with looking stupid.
The incredibly beautiful Cher looked thinner since staging a ton of sick leave due to low ticket sales in her last concert tour.
Old Lady Madonna evidently covering up those fresh lipo bandages since she is normally half naked showing off that man's steroid body.
Last but never least, is Amal Looney trying to look like a girl and sporting her huge fake hair and trying to be famous in America after marrying George Clooney since no one else wanted to be associated with Miss Palestine but Clooney is desperate for dough and buying more Oscars.
Kris Kardashian was taking the dragon lady gimmick a bit too far and could be the third head with Ethel & Fred Mertz playing a dragon on an episode of "I Love Lucy".
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