Judas Breed

Gosh, why did Bruce Jenner need tons of facial plastic surgery just because the poor guy wanted to be a poor girl? It's a big mystery why his nose was collapsing, oh, about 25 years ago and is now a smudge on his face barely supported by damaged cartilage of some sort and it would take a group of entomologists to figure out exactly what Bruce is transitioning into.

Maybe he will become a great termite that will free the world of trashy reality shows, oh wait. Well, maybe his tons of hormone and drug therapies will create a new species of giant men in wigs that will finally get the enemy laughing with hysterics and they will retreat and we will never suffer war in the Middle East ever again and any self proclaimed terrorists will think twice before taking out anymore buildings housing thousands of innocent people since Brucilla will be unleashed and heaven help you if the guy in a dress who wants to fuck women becomes a woman in pants who wants to fuck women. 

The Praying Mantis and Giant Termite are the Judas Breed,
 living in the shadows underground with their mission is to ferret
out and separate idiots from their money in the guise of charity work

We all know everyone is crazy scared of the giant woman Howard Stern has transitioned into, the huge insect with a woman's wig and tons of facial plastic surgery to become, what? A new breed of freaks in wigs, not to be confused by existing freaks in wigs, a.k.a., the species B-E-T-H.

At least Princess Brucie finally is giving the Stern satellite radio show some much needed content squished in between those dozens of paid commercials. And, why do we have all those commercials on SiriusXM's commercial free radio? Because Howard is barely treading water, and his cash is flowing in reverse out the back door and he needs the money, quite frankly. His salary is flowing into the pockets of relatives to hush them up; hushing up hotel workers, clerks, room service waiters, maids, etc., all who could attest to the fact Howard and Beth only meet for photo ops and that Howard is always with his looooong time partner Ralph Cirrella.

How about every one on the Stern staff has had a sudden cash increase since everyone knows that Beth is a giant fraud, a monster who eats Stern cash; oh that she keeps down, it's only the fries, burgers, omelets and pizza that we see again within a few minutes after consuming, but the cash? The cow keeps that, with no return on investment, poor Howardess, got stuck with a drain in the middle of the Hamptons. No recovery, but maybe Brucilla can ferret out the infestation in the Hamptons and eradicate it, who knows, it might happen.

What has me crying in my vodka sitting in my apartment overlooking the queens, is the fact that old queens like Bruce & Howard will never be attractive, pretty, or ever really look like women, you know, like Andreja, the supermodel that every man and woman wishes they looked like. Plastic surgeons cannot make ugly men pretty women. Was Bruce ugly? No, but he had those ping pong ball close together crazy eyes and a shitty personality, Howard has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to get that nose taken down a notch and tighten up that face with that frizzy wig he glues to his head to hold all that extra skin up to pull his face up along with that huge receding hairline. I know, we all can't be Andreja, so why try? Oh, a fool and his money is....you know.

Katie Lee and a couple of other nobodies
attended the Daytime Emmy Awards in LA
on 4/26/15.

In other news, the biggest loser of a Daytime Emmy Awards was Katie Fuglee's show "The Kitchen" that no one watches. She lost out to Steve Harvey for Outstanding Talk show/Informative category. You know Steve, the former serial cheater who kept various mistresses in an apartment in NY until he ran out of dough and finally settled down with a wife and is a self proclaimed relationship expert, well, actually his accountant is the relationship expert when he told Harvey he was out of money and to give up the girlfriends on the side. Steve Harvey was exposed by an ex-wife and her story was told on Crazy Days and Nights dot net.

Everyone loved seeing Tyra Banks at the Daytime Emmy Awards
 looking as fat as ever with the new facelift and wig. Not 
sure if she is trying to be Whitney Houston or Beyonce, not that it matters.

Try to stay vertical, Tyra, not a good look with all those pounds you are carrying.

Well, Tyra did score a Sports Illustrated cover a million years ago
and what did Beth score? Oh, right, Howard and his iPhone camera.

Try to stay vertical Beth Fans. Bad things can happen when horizontal...well, mostly bad. Bye for now.