Beth Stern Cat Snatcher

Beth proves she is just as useless in the Hamptons as she is in South Florida and is just doing her job as the useless paid spokesperson for the North Shore Animal League (NSAL), an organization that is now in league with Lois Pope's pet charity, the American Humane Association (AHA) thinly disguised to keep Pope's son away from her pot of money while one of her other kids has been institutionalized. 

Anyone in the Southern US missing their purebred Sphynx cat? Beth snatched it for a selfie and calls it charity work.

The Frankenstein Facelift and tons of filler on that freakish face of Lois Pope makes her look like a demon Pekingese with a wig.








Lois's son did sue Dear Lois, for allegedly plotting a ransom scam designed to collect on an insurance policy she set up. Yes, insurance against kidnapping and ransom of her son and his children. The son found out and thought the worst, that mommy dearest was planning his demise, or the demise of the grandchildren. Some nice friends those Sterns have, but Howard and Beth would have sex with the devil while eating peasants if it got their faces on television. 

Beth can't stop copying Sheri Zombie, first with copying Sheri by snatching a Persian cat [Yoda] since Sheri owns a few of them and now with a Sphynx. But Beth can't read, the cat belongs to Rob Zombie's guitarist John 5 whose cat had been missing last February from the home he shares with his wife. John 5 was offering a $10,000 reward for the cat. Oh right, Beth just happened to find one dumped at a county animal control facility. Beth is a fake and a phony, no Sphynx cat just happened his way into the arms of photo hog Beth as an abandoned animal.

Beth could care less about animal welfare. Her job is to pose with homeless cats while hoping to score a snatched purebred cat due to someone else's misfortune of having the animal caught and misappropriated by a so-called animal rescue group. Beth always sifts through the remains of the helpless cats caught in a net by NSAL by dubious means and she scoops up the purebreds to pose with and to try and market the animal with some book or calendar deal, with her husband Howard Stern lining up the ghostwriters to spin a fairy tale about the cat.

Good enough to eat, right Beth? The kittens are crammed in cages like hens on factory farms waiting for the broiler.

According to press releases, Beth was to foster these cats in her home in Florida, however, she stated on her Instagram site she is only there for one day, so again a phony press release filled with false information when all Beth is doing is jumping in front of a camera for a bunch of publicity photos then racing back home to Stalag Beth in the Hamptons.

Saturday, Beth posted a photo of a dead cow with designer logos stamped all over it since they don't make good selfie subjects while alive and breathing. But the blind cat Bella, is good publicity making Beth appear human instead of a blood sucking leech on the butt of humanity.

Pariah Beth is now firmly in league with that sham charity the AHA which is funded by the Screen Actors Guild. Then the public can be assured that all the animals used and abused in movies and television were monitored by the AHA so the public can feel good about that while the animal carcasses were actually deposited into dumpsters after filming ended with the survivors dumped back at local county animal facilities where their shelf life is about five days. Not to be forgotten is the AHA sells its seal of approvals to companies too, lest the dumb Americans actually think it's animal cruelty to be dismembered alive or hung and electrocuted, oh, to each its own, I am just an innocent blogger.

Beth is an expert at jumping in front of cameras being completely useless at the NSAL facilities, where she always posts awesome photos of herself doing nothing. And to think she gets paid to show up and do nothing as their spokesperson. Oh, she does do television appearance to brag about her personal foundation that does nothing while badgering the public for over two years to fund a building extension at NSAL that never happens. 

It's just amazing the jobs 112 Productions can get their star client who just happens to be blowing the star idiot owner of the company. Sometimes Beth poses with the animals post-mortem [photo, right]. She loves doing that and there are thousands of photos on the Internet of Beth with all the animals that she believes look better with a designer label stamped on their skins. Hey, Howard, so if Beth poses with homeless cats at each Stalag Beth location, is that a giant business and charity expense? We know you have to get the public to fund your wife's job of doing nothing and her rise to mediocrity and we love it if the IRS could help too.

Beth also announced Howard's retirement in two years. She stated in an online article "palmbeachdailynews.com" that she and Stern are planning to move permanently to Florida in a few years. Suddenly Beth will walk away from badgering all the New York morning TV shows and just walk away from Stalag Beth, the Hamptons Hellhole surrounded by barbed wire fences? Kind of hard to swallow, but Beth swallows now right? Isn't it just you that Howard wants to move to Florida permanently?