The Hunger

You know, the people who live by night, the vampiras, night crawlers, that are hungry to live forever and hang onto their youth and beauty. 

Which brings us to the untimely death of a preserver of youth, Dr. Bizarro, excuse me, Dr. Brandt, who had long given up jogging and going to the gym and existed indoors doing yoga, eating only nuts and fruits, in between shooting up stars' faces. 

Dr. Brandt had been recently rumored to have been thrown into a severe bout of depression and was supposedly upset with that unfunnyman Martin Short, who did a parody of him on the Netflix series "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt". 

Dr. Brandt's bedroom inside his 3-story townhouse
in Coconut Grove, Miami. He collected paintings
and sculpture in his Miami and NY properties.

Dr. Brandt was known for his research with Botox, fillers, and other age-defying skin treatments that are also commonly used to treat facial wasting for AIDS patients with the doc being the prime user.

Gosh, was the doc's show still on SiriusXM? I guess there is now
a hole in programming or maybe they will air reruns of the broadcast
 from the aged dermatologist who didn't look a day over 89 thanks
to tons of Botox and filler injections over a 50 year period.
I bet Beth is panicking now; who will make a house call in Palm Beach
at her newly acquired personal surgery center?

But first we had Chelsea Handler dissing the E Channel [NBC/Universal] with a ton of fighting behind the scenes and in between the sheets until she landed a multi-million dollar contract with Netflix to do her own show; will it survive without a body count?

Then we had Bill Cosby with a deal with NBC which quickly dropped him from their show lineup after dozens of abuse and rape allegations surfaced about the aged comedian who was wooden and bland in front of cameras and was also pushed onto Netflix, but now that deal most likely will never materialize as Camille stands by her man and nobody cares at this point.

Now we have the hanging death of Dr. Fredric Brandt suspended from a million dollar piece of work in his garage with a yellow cord around his neck and a white towel. Well it seems his "house guest" went too far, and what started out as a way to ease his depressive state ended up with the doc becoming a priceless piece of work himself. Now he's singing with the angels and is assigned with keeping their wings young and fresh-looking. Oh, yes, that Dr. Brandt Netflix character played by Martin Short and his prosthetics, much like the prosthetic wearing Howard Stern, which is never funny but just odd.

NBC had major regrets about "Unbreakable" and was back pedaling on the deal and stalling by saying they were trying to find a time slot for the series. The creators sought out Netflix to air the show and NBC agreed to sell it to Netflix, which has minimal viewership, with network and cable TV having more than three times the viewers. But, Netflix is still going strong and they are streaming original shows and other movies and TV programs all over the globe, oh, and in Cuba, that coveted market of people still driving 1957 Chevys. Hey, I would never knock an entire country, but I mean, come on, Cuba and Netflix? Omg.

Beth O'Vampiro is rarely seen in broad daylight. She lives by night and normally sits inside her Hamptons Hideout since her husband lives with trendy village people in NY because he's having major problems dealing with being old.

Beth is sequestered to her Hamptons home because Howard doesn't want to be embarrassed having Beth on the loose and bump into him running around with his long time companion Ralph Cirella as well as some, umm, models to pose as flowers for his newly acquired hobby of doing watercolors [even though Howard claims to be color blind yet paints in color]. But this is all normal for a 60+ DJ who is married to a self proclaimed hot model yet he fights to come up with hobbies to occupy himself and have an excuse to ditch her.

Photo below was posted on Beth's Instagram 4/6/15. Beth is hiding all her plastic surgery from the CA sun as she horns in on a family with human children taking a break from her dying cat Apple in the Hamptons. We see Beth had time for sun blocking pancake makeup on that aged face but needs a new dye job on her naturally blonde hair that is turning dark in LA with the gray roots...what? No hair stylist followed Beth to LA? Where is Stern's AGT entertainment budget? No Ostrosky family in LA to be at her beck and call? Stern needs to let loose of some of that dough he is getting from AGT but he can't stop wining and dining Ralph and Ronnie to keep them from feeding blind items to the tabs.

Photo [right] was posted on Beth's Instagram on 4/6/15 with Beth looking like a fathead wino in Los Angeles this week; does she sleep in those hats and prescription eye wear? I can barely see those weird bags on the lower eyelid, gotta hide that lasix correction, no makeup for awhile honey, oh, and hey Beth, your lips are deflated. My gosh, where are Beth's personal dermatologists in LA??

We hope these gal pals have time for some girl talk about Whit's alleged shemale fetish while in Los Angeles, right Whit & Beth?