Beneath the Skin

According to Town & Country magazine, news of Dr. Fredric Brandt's death came on the afternoon of Easter Sunday, just when families are huddled together getting drunk while the kiddies hunt for those Easter eggs hidden in the grass hoping for a fertile future and not one filled with nightmares about aging only to have some Dr. Death and Depression fill their heads with injections making their heads and faces enormous to make Martian Rancic jealous.

Guiliainainia Rancic is a high ranking official on the Red Planet
and a low class bitch on the Blue Planet.

Babs owed her face to Dr. Brandt

What else are we learning about the untimely death of Dr. Brandt? He is survived by a brother and all donations in Dr. Brandt's honor are to go to The Humane Society of the United States. I mean, didn't he know about the Beth fund to keep Beth in Botox injections and Birkin bags? Nothing to Bianca's Furry Friends at the North Shore Animal League? 

Will Beth admit she was a patient of Dr. Brandt? I doubt it, now she has to seek out another doctor to pump up her ego as they pump junk beneath the skin as she continues to hide out in Los Angeles this week while her wigged weird looking husband has his face pulled back hidden under a frizzy wig to hide his giant pulled back forehead and waxed eyebrows.

Howard Stern's dermatologist is a guest judge on Season 10 of AGT.

Happy Wine Wednesday, Beth Fans

Remember to drink responsibly or you may end up with Katie Fuglee.