Broken Vows

Fuck those vows! Howard is in Hollywood and
so is Beth Horninsky trying to be famous
after a lifetime of obscurity. Who will make
Apple comfortable now that Beth's
selfies are vacationing in LA?

Vows are for suckers as Beth O'Horninsky is off to the races in Hollywood this week to jump in front of some cameras as her husband is working on that D List summer filler show "America's Got Talent" (AGT) with his long time companion Ralph Cirella pasting skin on his face and taping that wig in place to make sure the aged DJ is camera ready for a show few will tune in to see this year, what with tons of other summer fare to choose from. Beth couldn't stand to be ignored and followed Howard to LA and had to post a selfie hiding that hair until Ralph can glue on fresh extensions and Beth can get some bleach for the roots as she dons combat gear to fight off reality.

Selfie dated 4/4/15 with Howard daring anyone
to find a scalp in between that thicket weaved wig.

The AGT gang that's fighting to bring
in the ratings, 4/2/15, in Pasadena, CA.

The AGT gang were in attendance at the annual press event for the upcoming shows for the NBC Universal corporation on April 2, 2015, sans cheapo Stern, who knows he has no future with NBC so why put up a front attending the press party and pretend they will get him anything else once AGT is officially in the can and flushed for good.

David Duchovny with alien glued-on
hair, 4/2/15, Pasadena, CA.

David Duchovny was at the NBC Universal press event to plug his limited run TV show "Aquarius" about an undercover cop tracking down Charles Manson and the Manson Family before the gruesome murders took place, oh wow, I think I'm busy during those 13 episodes.

The death house overlooking Benedict Canyon where actress Sharon Tate and four guests were brutally murdered. It was purchased by an investor following the murders but was eventually destroyed and the address of the site was changed; the house was rumored to be haunted.

Aside from "Aquarius", everyone knows that David is resurrecting the X Files sans all the great hair he used to have as he is now sporting a scientology auburn hair piece that he acquired at their last sale at the Celebrity Center.

Aliens snatched Fox's original great hair
and this time around we will see
if he ever gets it back for the limited
six episode run of The X Files.

Dana Scully did not show up at the NBC press event since the X Files in on the FOX network, yet she remains as photogenic as ever defying her age of 46 years old, which proves how old Beth really is as she looks haggard and ugly as she fights to get an appointment with expert Hollywood plastic surgeons who have her on ignore since they failed to find her on the list of celebs but was quickly found on the giant nobody list of wives of failed tired old satellite radio DJs.

Gillian Anderson attended the pre-BAFTA dinner in London, February 2015.

Sean at Wondercon 2015, Anaheim,
stars as Dick Grayson [Robin/
Nightwing] in the
 straight to video animated
movie Batman vs Robin.

We hope Ralph Cirella got his autographed poster of Sean Maher [who is gay and has adopted two children with his partner] at Wondercon in Anaheim this past weekend since we know little boy Ralphie and Howard love to argue over action heroes to satisfy their little boy fetish while the wife is in town shaving her beard sitting in her bathtub three times a day pretending she's sexy for her selfie audience.

We see in the showdown of the Martian vs the Scarecrow, the Martian won this round as Griffin fights to recover from getting kicked off The Fashion Police and spinning a tale that she quit first; so there. The enormous headed Guilliana Rancic is fighting to be the top bitch on the E Channel since Joan Rivers has officially exited the planet.

Will Howard score a meet and greet with Simon Cowell in LA? Simon is threatening to slash salaries for the X Factor judges to score talent like Britney Spears and Beyonce. Will he finally ax AGT for good to fund his British shows?

X Factor 2015 auditions will start in April.

Hope Howard has a happy Monday since Simon has been heard whispering that if the show makes it to the 11th season, he is cutting the AGT judges back to three, and these three are as good as anybody in judging all those animal acts that show up to audition for AGT year after year.